“My favorite genre of twitter is straight men reacting to Oscar Isaac”

How many more men would be bi if we let them

How many more men would be bi if we let them

i think every movie should have an ending where the cast has a dance party to a current-era pop song or classic rock song, a bunch of physical comedy happens referencing the act of singing and dancing on stage, 2 random background characters suddenly get together, the villain is shown either pouting or dancing alone in jail or wherever they are while the music plays muffled

i miss the era where rapist and pedophile men were rounded up and slaughtered at a festival in honor of the goddess artemis, protector of girls

Let’s bring that back. How do we do that?

by rounding up all the rapist and pedophile men and slaughtering them at festivals in honor of the goddess artemis, protector of girls

All in favor reblog to round up all the rapists and pedophile men and slaughtering them at festivals in honour of the goddess Artemis,protector of girls

Mom and I were talking about traveling to different planets and colonies on Mars and meeting aliens and stuff like that, and she paused and said, “If life on Earth ends and we need to flee to a different planet, we’ll all need to work together. But also the first time a man pulls some shit, all the women need to murder him so everyone’s clear that we’re restarting society and we’re not bringing that shit with us. We’re not doing this again.” 

netflix needs an option for ‘i tried watching this once and it was horrendous. please stop telling me to continue watching and remove it from my lists forever’

How all male video game armor needs to be

The male armor video games really deserve! 

…except why isn’t every link of that mail sticking to his skin as if it was painted on? What do you mean that’s how real materials work on real people? 

GASP! Did all that sexy female armor art lie to me? Naaah, it must be because that’s a masculine body. Clearly feminine anatomy is magnetic with empowerment. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

~Ozzie

h/t: @edwardyvette

“Extraterrestrials conquering Earth would be just fine with me, as long as they make me their queen.” — Gillian Anderson