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Can I say something a little controversial

Actually nevermind. I was going to say that kirk and spock definitely were doing weird freaky butt stuff together but my phone autocorrected it to "smirk and cock" when I wrote it out initially and I think thats a lot funnier

Cock... Smirk .... And boner

STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES season two | episode three- the changeling What's the problem? An almost human stubbornness, Captain. I have been unable to convince Nomad to lower its screens for analysis. Without its co-operation, I can do nothing.

The back and forth eye contact in this bit just kills me! Spock manages so incredibly much sass just by tilting his head and timing his looks! You can tell he's in a mood over his failure with Nomad!

just some hands

STAR TREK - S1E3 Where No Man Has Gone Before

imagine you start watching this new show and it’s a silly little show about space set in the future then they announce the next season so you wait excitedly for five months and finally it’s here… you all sit round the tv and suddenly one of the main characters who is known for being unemotional starts going mad because of “biology…” and you slowly realise that he needs to have sex or he’s going to die so the other main character risks his entire career to help him out then they start ‘wrestling’ on the sand and the one going through the mating fever ends up killing the other guy which ends the fever but now he’s depressed because he just killed his best friend but wait he’s not actually dead the unemotional one is overjoyed everything’s fine and then they go back to work like nothing happened… you look at everyone else sitting in stunned silence thinking “did any one else think that was a little… yknow” then you accidentally start modern fandom and shipping culture

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Wait till they all actually watch it and see the unnecessary titty window situation.

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Based on some of the first-hand accounts I’ve read, fans already had thoughts in that direction but were very cautious about expressing them, because, you know, it was 1967 and they were nice suburban ladies. They referred to the idea of Spock and Kirk being in love as The Premise. One little housewives’ fan club in California wrote to Leonard Nimoy in the hiatus between seasons one and two, and he was very pleasant and agreed to come and meet their group and tell them about being in the show. They didn’t say anything about The Premise directly, in case it offended him, but of course they expressed their enthusiasm for the rapport between Kirk and Spock and how curious they were about Spock’s background and inner life. And Nimoy, who was working on season two by that time, said that he couldn’t give away any specifics but there was an episode coming up that would focus more on Spock’s personal life and the planet Vulcan, and they were naturally delighted and intrigued.

So when they sat down to watch season two, episode one, “Amok Time,” they were primed for an important Spock episode, and then that played out before their widening eyes and I think it’s safe to say it blew their beehives clean off their heads.

#lmao#star trek#lest we forget the literal binders of loose leaf paper with HAND WRITTEN FANFICTION being handed around#thank trekkers for fan fiction you literal babies

…And this is exactly how some of us got onto the path toward getting into SO MUCH [GOOD] TROUBLE later in our lives. Handwritten fanfic… pages and pages and PAGES of it. Tens and hundreds of thousands of words of fanfic. In looseleaf binders.

Just remember: “The first million words are for practice.” :) After that… all bets are off.

And it’s also worth bearing in mind that Amok Time was written by Theodore Sturgeon. Sturgeon was a bisexual writer (according to his friend, gay author and academic Samuel R Delany) who wrote “The World Well Lost” (1953) which may have been the first SF story about homosexuality to be published in a mainstream SF magazine, not to mention gay-coded stories like “The Saucer of Loneliness”. Ted Sturgeon was a brilliant writer about love, and he knew exactly what he was doing in Amok Time. Although he might not have known what it would spawn.

And if you are curious to read some of his fiction there’s a Selected Short Stories of Theodore Sturgeon out there, and the novels The Dreaming Jewels and More Than Human appear to be in print.

holy shit neil gaiman is here everyone stay cool

Oh honey we have never been cool and don’t intend to start now.

But I doo feel like Theodore Sturgeon should be proud of himself for that one. Well done, sir, A+ no notes.

I knew Ted a bit, and I’d say it’s safe to believe he was pretty proud of that one. :)

very obviously based off of mohtz’s pretty space wives! pin up girls are so cute ;__;

Why did I laugh extra hard at this

this episode was the second pilot and so they didnt have all the details down yet, but this line is still so funny to me. “one of my ancestors” you mean your dad, spock? your father?? your father, who married your mother???

Before kirk and spock no two men had ever been homosexual

this is made immensely funnier by the fact that star trek takes place hundreds of years from now

Waiting for spock and kirk to be born so i can be homosexual

Star Trek Beyond (2016) dir. Justin Lin

T’Pring and Spock but they’re wlw/mlm hostility

I’ve realized that the reason I love Lan Zhan so much is because he’s the Spock of the mdzs world. He is simultaneously the bad boy of the Lan clan and the tightly-controlled goodie-goodie to everyone else. Each action he takes has the dual existence of being both the most boring and horrifying thing ever, like 

[Lan Zhan secretly enters the library when he’s not supposed to] 

I mean, granted, he’s not totally angelic. Lan Zhan did bind himself to a chaotic gremlin necromancer… but then Spock also bound himself to an equally chaotic slutty space rebel. So I rest my case. 

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

#the best part is #you dont know #if mccoy is talking about spock #if spock is talking about mccoy #or if theyre both talking about kirk

all of the above.

I can’t believe they’re making tas references