Kitten Night Farts

I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

“What you lack, is something that cannot be taught.”

“You’re not scary.”

Well Dean Hardscrabble,

Bobby from Kansas

would beg to differ.

BEST POST EVER

"What you lack, is something that cannot be taught."

"You’re not scary.”

Well Dean Hardscrabble,

Bobby from Kansas

would beg to differ.

BEST POST EVER

Movies that constantly go back and forth between being too loud and too quiet

This movie told me “fuck college”

This movie told me “it’s ok bb, if college doesn’t work out, there are still alternative routes”

"You two have managed to accomplish something together no one ever has; you surprised me.”

OMG I AM DEAD

Seeing Sean Hayes in things makes me happy

I think all of our positivity levels need to be more like Mike’s.