Kitten Night Farts

LMAO I HATE THE INTERNET

Westeros Nine-Nine: the au no one wanted [for queerparisgeller]

My god it’s beautiful. coelasquid noszle, have you seen this

I had to blink away a single tear.

Cate Blanchett pops Adderall and tries on hats for three hours in this instant Disney classic! 

she also gets a robot hand that shoots lasers

“Hulk wants to go to the Ball!!!”

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA

Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup by flipboit4midles.

BEST MASH-UP GLEE HAS EVER MADE

ALL ARGUMENTS ARE INVALID

IM CRYING WITH ALL THESE EMOTIONS

I still can’t with how bad the writing was, not just bad but truly hurtful and offensive. But still - each time this appears I press play and I watch it, because for those brief moments they had an all girl group do a brilliant Adele mash-up about tragic lesbian love performed with the lesbian’s scenographic narrative front and centre- and in those brief moments it’s hard for anything to compare.

Best ever

Rumour Has It/Someone Like You

#ugh and THIS ONE #actual height of demonstration of the radically powerful show glee could have been #AND THEY RUINED EVERY LAST BIT OF IT #because everything about this number is completely and utterly perfect #because it’s all of santana’s worst fears come to light #rumour has it: that they’ll all talk and she can’t control it and she can’t fight it and can’t hide #someone like you: that the one perfect thing in this world that she’s pinned all her hopes and dreams on will leave (her with nothing) #and before they go into all this #mercedes quite literally spends a solid three seconds breaking to make sure santana’s gonna be ok #and that she’s going to make it through this #because mercedes is the ACTUAL BEST OF ALL THE FRIENDS #this is a show glee could have been #this could have been the story instead of IKAG #THEY HAD IT RIGHT HERE #THEY HAD A STORY FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF (Q)W(OC) ABOUT THERE OWN LIVES RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM #and they made it about the straight white dude #it could have been the greatest storyline on television #and itstead it was the worst trainwreck i’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing #FOREVER BITTER? #forever bitter

Nice legs daisy dukes

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!

She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONE SHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

shrek it ralph

no wait

I finally got my first tattoo of my own design. It’s the Deathly Hollows made from a pokeball, the triforce, and a lightsaber. Figured I ought to be a well rounded nerd.

Check out more geekery in this week’s Pwn Up!

Please just take photoshop away from me