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MARTIN: Douglas I cannot help but notice, you’ve filled the flight deck with orchids.

DOUGLAS: Yes. Yes, I have done that. Yes.

MARTIN: Are you about to propose to me?

DOUGLAS: It pains me to break your heart Martin, but no. These are for another man, a Finnish customs officer named Milo, to be exact.

MARTIN: And what does he have that I don’t have?

DOUGLAS: Fishcakes.