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the real multiverse

another reason batman is really funny to me is because he's one of the big three of the justice league, can stand toe-to-toe with demigods, is among the top 5 smartest people in his universe, arguably the best martial artist, has fist fought literally everyone from his own children to superman to darkseid, but his arch nemesis is just. A clown. with no superpowers. that's in love with him.

Petition for a comic that’s just the Joker vs. a bunch of frighteningly competent normal arse clowns who have gone temporarily vigilante for the sole purpose of taking the Joker down for his repeated violations of the clown code.

since i doubt the joker ever copyrighted his makeup with a clown egg, they’re all wearing his ‘face’ 

“What are you so mad about, Joker? We’re technically not in costume; it’s not like this is a clown’s face. Show us a clown with this and we’ll respect his use of it.”

Please someone mock up a page of Joker running terrified through a hallway, as a dozen clowns chase him, all chanting “SHOW US YOUR EGG”  and Batman just watching from security monitors like “Huh. Thats new.”

Ask and you shall receive

Oh my god. I would watch this movie in a heartbeat.

I’m gunna need all the cis white film bros to to stop trying to be heath ledgers joker. Heath died because he had a chronic insomnia problem and overdosed on sleeping pills by accident. He was not driven “insane” by his role of the joker. The film crew on set confirmed he joked around with them during breaks and after wrapping and did not take the joker home with him. You are not edgy or a good actor by acting like the character of the joker caused you to go “insane” and you’re literally throwing mud back in the face of a good actor who had a tragic accident. In conclusion, shut the fuck up.

Remember when Terry played the Joker like a fiddle cause I sure do

Joker status: [ ] Told [ ] Told like a bitch [X] Batman: The Brave And The Told

Terry is literally what bruce would’ve been if his parents didn’t die. Well either that or terry got his sense of humor from his mom.

I love Batman Beyond because it’s basically Spider-Man as Batman with a healthy dosage of cyberpunk.

The best part is this isn’t just Terry fucking with Joker, Terry realized after bats told him “Joker likes to talk” that he likes to talk too. So he decided to answer joker back with something Joker was never expecting. Joker could easily deal with the typical hero “you won’t get away with this” talk or someone being absolutely quiet. But mockery? taking the piss? Telling joker straight up “you ain’t shit?”

He can’t take a joke

@ancient-lich-heart

idea: the joker, compelled even against his own interests to do whatever he thinks would be funniest. the joker may be a sadist with a really shitty sense of humor but even he knows a high-quality punchline when he sees one. his obsession with batman is rooted in batman’s unfailing ability to trick the joker into a better gag that gets him captured. the joker gets chased into a room with plenty of really great hiding places and escape routes, but also a slender pole in the middle of the room. he has to hide behind the fucking pole. he’s gotta. how can he not go for the hiding behind a pole gag. there’s three doors but there’s also a joker-shaped hole in the wall that will make it look like he broke through the wall. it’s a four-story drop into a bakery dumpster full of pies. the joker is obsessed with batman because deep in his heart he knows that batman is actually funnier than he is but instead he spends his time standing on rooftops in the rain being a stoic piece of shit. the joker is salieri, and batman is a mozart that decided to go into carpentry.

Highly detailed work of art containing hidden messages by Craig Alan Studio.

Batman Ninja by Takumitoxin

Teen Titans Go - s04e18b

WHAT -WHERE- WHEN DID THIS–??

What would I do without you?

#Is this really the actual dialogue!?!

Yes. It is.

Hijabi awesome cosplays

These are really awesome. 99/10 for all of these gals.

amazing cosplays, way to go ladies!

I love this.

what a cute freakin movie