Kitten Night Farts

[jester that just got kicked in the crotch] ah! my jesticles!

prithee, my lady, answer me honestly - is it the jingle of my jangle that draws your eyes?

fun fact: on the Good Place podcast, Jason Mantzoukas said many of Derek’s lines were written by putting dialogue through google translate several times, which is definitely how they got this sentence. 

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fun fact: on the Good Place podcast, Jason Mantzoukas said many of Derek’s lines were written by putting dialogue through google translate several times, which is definitely how they got this sentence. 

→ Wuntch time is over. BAM! Had it both ways. No regrets.

“I can work with that.” Mindy St. Claire, The Good Place 2.08, “Leap to Faith”

Eleanor in a nutshell. 

- if you want to beat an alpha, you have to be an alpha. 

- Wrongo. If you’re good enough at being a beta, then the alpha takes mercy on you and ends up giving you what you want.

#soulmates ✿♥‿♥✿