Kitten Night Farts

Literally

Way to go Outlander! We love you!

Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence, and Scarlett Johansson Have an Older-Man Problem

No. Hollywood has an older man problem.

this is so gross

I think that’s more like it…

(PS - Forgive the crappy editing skills)

On tonight’s episode of “If I Was Allowed To Do My Own Styling/Hair/Make Up For Photo Shoots”

Yet they claim that the queer community is overly sexual and puts our sex lives out there. Straight people are weird. 

Woooooooooooooow

*vomits uncontrollably*

Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face

YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES

How the hell do woman survive this?

Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:

women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die

A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head

the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth. 

But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything.  Note most other animals can when they are born.  Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution.  I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.

yet another thing putting me off having children

ribs tho/????????