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KAREN PAGE in DAREDEVIL

Xena Warrior Princess 3.05 Gabrielle's hope

#xena is the rightful ruler of both england and hell- which tracks (@technicolorrelays)

john william waterhouse wanted to get fucked by a witch sooo bad

those wands r just metaphors for the strap

john william waterhouse wandering aeaea like oh boy i sure hope no morally complex seminude witches debase and humiliate me by transmogrifying me into a filthy animal 😏

waterhouse is good at one thing and one thing only and that is painting women who will absolutely step on you

actually I lied he’s also good at drawing flowers but it’s mostly women with BDE (big dom energy)

I have a fabulous costume in mind

• people in Kyiv steal and vandalize plates with street names so russians won't know where are they currently located

• a professor in KPI faculty of chemistry messaged her students that their only homework is to make molotov cocktails

• in Kharkiv people fucking stole a tank piece by piece while russian troops looked for diesel fuel

• in Dnipro a civilian shitted on a russian mark that helps to navigate their shellings

• obolonian gopniks assaulted russian armored carrier with a piece of asphalt & when a soldier came out they beated him up too

• a video where a man noticed russian troops in disguise & exposed them by demanding to say "паляниця" (a word which russians are struggling to pronounce). also a video where a man shouts after the sounds of explosions 'FUCK YOU I DIDN'T FINISH MY SOUP YET'

• and don't forget the sunflower seeds babushka

I fucking love our people

Never gonna give you up

To win this war they need to kill everyone of us. Ukranians have never surrender.

MEGAN THEE STALLION Thot Shit, 2021

how can you post that and not say she won the silver medal! She is 13!

Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet

sure their GDP in dollars is low but when you can survive like your anscestors did it doesn’t mean anything, nothing wrong with adding a motorcycle and wifi into the mix

Everyone should live like their ancestors did 1000 years ago but with the addition of wifi tbh

Adapt. Survive.

this is the single most inspiring piece of information I have yet to come across in all my moments in this world

where is that picture

ah here we go:

You can’t just post this and not link the soap.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLql9FhhOdRbMT9qcOEIePBd7GKwoG4-tk

By “this guy” they mean Randall Park who has since had guest spots in a bunch of sitcoms, starred in Fresh Off the Boat and was in Ant Man and the Wasp.

OK BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS I watched the whole thing and they don’t film seven episodes and then get caught they get caught like every episode and they just switch ikeas and it’s so funny every time they get caught they just roll with it I’m laughing so hard

Umm so I’m back and how this fuck did I just realize it’s fuckxijg jimmy woo

OMFG

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man...he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance --- but not for me”

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

That sentence started great and just kept getting better ...

Poison Ivy is one of the most complicated villains in the DC universe and she is so much more than the temptress people believe her to be

All the fuckboys out there need to take some time to absorb and understand this statement because it’s so true.

Poison Ivy is a human-plant hybrid so torn between her humanity and her calling to nature that she often feels like life is too hard and has been suicidal more than once

During an earthquake in Gotham she took in orphans and raised them as her children

She took in Harley Quinn, gave her immunity to her toxins and nursed her back to health

She believes her powers are an infection, a curse and she considers herself a freak, a monster who can do nothing but harm

She hates humanity and yet she is a guardian of women and children and more importantly, to her, she is a protecter of nature

That’s just on the surface, Ivy is so incredibly complex and rich in character

And guess what fuckboys, every man she has ‘seduced’ she’s killed

As much as fuckboys want her to appeal to them, she is a notorious man-hater and to bring up one of my favourite quotes

“He was good in bed. A flowerbed. As mulch”

Poison Ivy isn’t around to cater to your fantasies, she’d much rather feed you to her plants

shes also got a degree in botany

I lit thought info dump was by @missvoltairine

I love this post but can we also talk about the time that Pamela Isley was taken advantage of as a young graduate student by an older professor who she was basically in love with, who manipulated her into subjecting herself to risky experimentation which resulted in her transformation into a plant monster lady

like I think this isn’t CONSISTENTLY her backstory but I remember reading this in one version of her backstory and it really blew me away! Here we have a woman who was taken advantage of by an older man in a position of authority who LITERALLY robbed her of her humanity on like, a literal, physical level, turned her into a literal  monster, and she reacts by swearing off humanity, but she can’t bring herself to completely abandon humans in dire need, like Harley Quinn or the orphans in No Man’s Land, she stands for victims because she remembers what it’s like to BE a victim, even though her moral compass is pretty, uhhh, unconventionally aligned. 

Anyway yes this is a good post and I also have a lot of Poison Ivy feelings.

When my mom and aunt were younger my aunt was in high school and my mom in middle school. A group of girls were bullying my aunt and one slapped her in the lunch room. The principal met with my grandma and the other mom. He said they weren’t punishing the other girl because he didn’t get involved in “girl problems.” My grandma asked if that meant my aunt could retaliate the next time it happened and he said no then it would be a fight and they’d both get in trouble.

So my grandma turned away from him and to the other mom and said “I have another daughter. She doesn’t go to this school and she’s a star softball player with her own bat. You can tell your daughter to stop bothering mine or you can drive her to the hospital with a shattered jaw. That’s your choice.” And walked out.

Few months later that girl stole a necklace from my aunt. My grandma called the cops and they all drove to her house to get it back. The cop came outside with it and said he told the family my grandma wouldn’t press charges if they gave it back. My grandma took the necklace and said “Then you’re going to have to go in and tell them you lied because I am pressing charges. She’s a thief and I want her treated like one.”

My grandma was a single mom in the 70s with two daughters and she took no shit from men who tried to undermine her and her daughters.

She also got excommunicated and then re-communicated after bothering the Vatican enough to let her back in

She doesn’t even like being Catholic and is Episcopalian now. It was more of a “You can’t fire me, I quit!” which is even better, at least to me