*looking for a midnight snack* *gets flashbanged*

This is literally the plot of a Garfield comic strip

Hey, if you never hear from me again it is because I got lost getting to/from my hotel room and am now trapped

I’m honestly not sure I captured all the twists and turns

That's not a hotel that's a Scooby-Doo house

Actually cannot stop watching this

Good news the full version actually is on spotify!

Not to be autistic about old Australian television but this might well be one of the best gags they ever did on IMT

unmute for the love of god please it's amazing

I miss the old Nancy Drew games lol

Come for the woman in the cocktail dress, stay for the looney toons ass production

x

Ah but to be a waterdrop with googly eyes

What ghibli film is this

fell asleep while writing and

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

god this tickles me

(OP's tiktok here)

New type of guy just dropped

The subtitles did not prepare me for what he was actually saying.

(Clarification for people who can only use the subs. He is saying success like suckies, and pen like peen)

[Also he pronounces hours like whores]

Literally such a funny concept

This is better than all Black mirrors combined.

Happy martin birthday

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

Literally this

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

A woman bought a sculpture at Goodwill for $34.99. It actually was a missing ancient Roman bust.

An ancient Roman bust from around the first century that had been missing for decades has finally made its way into the San Antonio Museum of Art, and all it took was for one artist to buy it from a Texas Goodwill for under $40.

In 2018, art collector Laura Young was shopping at a Goodwill store in Austin, Texas when she stumbled upon a sculpture on the floor beneath a table, according to the San Antonio Museum of Art. Someone that looks for undervalued or rare art pieces, Young told The Art Newspaper she bought the piece for $34.99, and a picture of it after she bought it shows it buckled up in her car with a price tag on its cheek.

After buying the bust, Young noticed it looked very old and worn, so she wanted to find out when and where it came from. Read more.

why would this article leave out the best part she named the bust after dennis reynolds from iasip

Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this

@weepycat