The Ideological Equivelant of a Hotdog

do you think he knows

What I find really astonishing isn’t that a giant land snail managed to earn a doctorate, but that he managed to land a national TV spot despite displaying this kind of egregious, disrespectful behaviour towards his co-host.

#for god’s sake dr. fisher #get off the poor man’s face #you’re a snail of science #act like it

i dont want a "career" i should be someone's loyal and gay dog

This is the most painfully accurate thing I’ve seen all day.

everyone STOP having steady 9-5s and start being able to hang out with me at 2 am on a wednesday

it's so beautiful! what should we do? hike? toboggan? *gasp* i know! let's make a snowman! what do you say, eugene?

I suppose life is just times of getting lost and times of feeling found again.

in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse

doll up and sleepwalk

until we have some teeth marks

the more interested you become in a wide variety of things (and people), the more interesting you become. there is nothing more tedious than a person with narrow taste and an arrogant attitude about anything that falls outside of it. good taste means finding the beauty and interest and wonder everywhere.

every california election is like:

Prop 47: write a strongly worded letter saying transphobia is super lame Yes: 51.01% No: 48.9%

Prop 63: kill every single homeless person in the state Yes: 75% No: 25%

"when i was your age, netflix came to our house in the mail" never gets old. they don't believe you, because they can't, because they cannot conceive the apparatus by which this would be true. but it is true. they mailed me season 1 of the sopranos with stamps. with fucking stamps man

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Quick leicester study 🐑

laurie 😔

I love her so much,,,

Also the whole having to be disguised thing sucks BUT she can wear some really comfy clothes now!! A tradeoff!!