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Who iz dis wuhman teaGAN?

@kipisz / kipisz.tumblr.com

Evenes / Poland / '91 welcome to The Cringe™ I post lots of fandom things you can check out what on navigation page. Tweet at me Write on my page Warning: may or may not contain NSFW. Probably won't but just in case.
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lullambii

True Kings of Antiva

I literally bought Origins way back when because you could romance Zevran. So you can bet your ass my first Veilguard romance was Lucanis.

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sotc

The Invitation

Murmurs of an exiled Crow crop up in taverns around Thedas, focusing either on their unrivaled romantic prowess, or the ease with which they dispatch anyone brave enough to claim their contract.

Zevran is out there living it up sexy style, aging like the finest Antivan wine!!!! YOU DESERVE IT KING!! i miss him tho 😔 at least I can have my Rook wear this outfit + Arainai's Talon in homage to him.

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God I forgot what an absolute lunatic blackwall is

Man is just out in the hinterlands cosplaying. Like replaying the game knowing Solas is the Dread Wolf adds all this cool intrigue and double meaning but replaying it knowing about Blackwall is fucking wild. He looks you in the face and lies directly out of his ass. Solas is all doublespeak and careful omission and Blackwall just fully makes shit up. What a madlad. I'm obsessed with him. he's so fake it til you make it. He would kill it on TikTok just like "oh yeah grey wardens can't get COVID it's right here in the treaties" and no one calls him on it because the treaties are old as fuck and boring. Alistair (who is supposed to be able to sense the Blight) is like oh hey blackwall haha we've definitely met I totally remember you. No you Haven't, Alistair. You've never seen this jackass ever in your life. He looks Solas, god of betrayal, in the eyes and says with full confidence "Yes, I am a Grey Warden." And Solas is like Sure. Iron Bull? Buys his bullshit completely. Leliana? Thinks he's cool. Everyone else is like "you smell like shit but I guess that's just how Wardens smell" and he's like "Damn Right It Is Have I Told You My Vietnam Stories" guy was born in '68. You can flirt with him almost immediately. Character of all time. What the fuck.

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i just remembered that zevran frickin arainai is so considerate of boundaries because his were trampled over so often and so casually that he wants to make sure every step of the way that he's minding others', and i'm crying on the cold hard ground,

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dragon age origins: kill heretical andrastian cultists in haven
dragon age inquisition: lead heretical andrastian cultists in haven
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Chantry Mother: We say this is a false prophet! The Maker would send no dwarf in our hour of need!

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