Hannibal (2013-2015)

Will + teaching

I painted a steller's jay that's been visiting me lately ♥️

You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

Like a sack of what

Garlic powder & onion powder are literally like two beautiful twin sisters brushing eachothers long hair at the lake by moonlight one last time before they both walk into the forest and kill themselves

what is going on in these men’s lives

When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

Kamala?

unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

this one is SOOOO  good thank for you sharing. im going to be thinking about po’s honda civic too now

my dick is 1 atom wide but an unknowable amount of lightyears long. monofilament dick gang. i roll over in bed and slice the milky way in half

rest in peace, Dorian Gray, you would've loved The Substance.

THE SUBSTANCE (2024) dir. Coralie Fargeat

don't give up

[ID: First image is a 4 panel comic. Panel 1 is white on black of a person in a hoodie sat with their knees pulled into their chest. Above them is text which reads "Get up.". Panel 2 is white on dark grey. The person is sitting up now, and the text reads "You can do it.". Panel 3 is black on light grey. The person is now standing with their back visible, gathering their hair into a hair tie. The text reads "Come on!". Panel 4 is black on white and shows the person striding off to the right, halfway out of the box. The text reads "One more time.". End ID].

i love characters who smoke but i wish people would actually show the side effects of smoking affecting them. like depending on how much they smoke they should just go into a comically long coughing fit mid-sentence

LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024) dir. Zelda Williams

*staring at a gifset as the gifs play over and over* wow im so glad im normal about the media i enjoy

on your feet soldier, take me home to Lallybroch