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Used to be audreyjensengivemeaheartattack. Pippa || 21 years young || They / Them (INFP, -A/-T) I have an unhealthy obsession with Bex Taylor-Klaus, but I think I've got it under control... right? Part of the Scream Squad ™ I have a cute girlfriend. They're great.
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Anonymous asked:

How are you?

What a nice Anon, thanks for asking.

I'm doing well bro, my depression just doesn't agree right now.

On the plus side, I got into my dream University, i might finally be leaving the job I hate and I'm spending my free time doing all the art I want.

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greelin

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

yes.

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i’m all for encouraging girls to pursue STEM fields but can we stop acting like talent/passion for the arts is inherently less valuable than talent/passion for maths and science thanks

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My smartass girlfriend passed her pharmacy exam.

Now she's gonna be even more of a smartass.

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date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you

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Anonymous asked:

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What's this in reference to?

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What Queen is Your Signs?

Beauty Queen:

TAURUS, LIBRA

Drama Queen:

ARIES, LEO

Indie Queen:

CANCER, SCORPIO, VIRGO

Meme Queen:

GEMINI, PISCES, SAGITTARIUS

Queen of Queens:

CAPRICORN, AQUARIUS

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There's some random woman just fucking staring at me on the train plateform??? Can you just fuck off???

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