Your dog rant is EVERYTHING to me. I just do not understand people who let dogs lick their faces and jump all over them and their furniture. When I tell people I don't like when dogs lick me they stare at me like I've just told them I kick babies for a living. Dogs eat so much gross stuff and their tongues are like humans it's DISGUSTING. They also just stink in general so I do not know why people let them up on furniture. Our dog always had his own bed and was not allowed to jump on people because honestly? Super rude. Just shows you haven't trained your dog. If you have an opinion that isn't DOGS ARE FLAWLESS people want to skin you alive it's so bizarre to me. I'm from a western country so people are way too into their dogs haha. I also do not like how people refuse to put their dogs outside when I ask...when they've invited me to their place? Like I'm your guest and I don't feel comfortable with your dog jumping and licking me? Please put him outside? I like dogs but people are very blind and irresponsible when it comes to training and I don't like how I'm the bad guy for wanting to be hygienic.
IT'S TIME... PETLESS ENVIRONMENT ENJOYERS RISE UP