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This is one of the best photographs of any subject in any style. This shot helps justify the existence of photography.

hmmm…pretty sure one of these is not quite like the others

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she has been pickled for her crimes

The spirit of Mouse compelled me:

Yeah that tracks

However,

well good morning it’s time to get up and find out why my roommates (neither of whom, to my knowledge, celebrate Christmas) are blasting Christmas music at 8:30 AM on November 14th

all righty then

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

You know how it is with spaghetti . . .

Mad this. It literally says he got jailed for ignoring a court order telling him to stay away from the school - yet the headline says it's for not calling a kid they. He broke the court order cos he was being a self righteous stalkery Christian weirdo. I know the sort, they did the same to us at school cos we were scruffy poor unfortunates / desperate people that apparently needed god to save us. Loads of Christians are like this, proper weirdos.

timeline of events:

teacher misgenders a kid in front of his class

the kid politely corrects him and the teacher gets really mad and upset

a few days later there's an event at school. pretty much everyone is there. teachers, students, parents

during this event he makes an impromptu speech about how pronouns are bad. reminder that this event had nothing to do with LGBTQ stuff. it was like a big school dinner or something

he also goes on a huge homophobic rant. other teachers, students, and parents are annoyed.

he then follows around the principal all night begging her to "ban pronouns"

the principal repeatedly asks him to leave her alone

teacher does not fuck off

principal puts teacher on paid leave. tells him not to come to work tomorrow

he shows up anyway

someone showing up at school when they've been told not to is a security risk and also a crime

staff ask him to leave

principal gets a legal document forbidding him from coming to the school

he continues to show up to school multiple days in a row, despite not being allowed at the school

he is potentially a threat to students

staff ask him to leave or they will call the cops

he doesn't leave

he gets arrested

judge rules that because he wasn't allowed near that school, and yet still showed up at that school multiple times, putting everyone at that school in danger, he was found guilty of contempt of court

so no, this was not a teacher going to jail because he used the wrong pronouns. this was a ass wipe who couldn't take no for an answer and violated a restraining order, potentially putting the kids and staff at school in danger, so he faced the consequences for his actions.

Showing my cock things it's never seen before

1. The inside of a sprite can

2. h..hopital