there’s also a german children’s rhyming song that tells a story about a rider who falls of his horse, screams in pain, and is eaten by ravens

#JustGermanThings

omg i remember singing this a child 

we saw absolutely nothing wrong with it

like we knew what it meant but we never actually thought about it

HOPPE HOPPE REITER, WENN ER FÄLLT, DANN SCHREIT ER, FÄLLT ER IN DEN GRABEN, FRESSEN IHN DIE RABEN, FÄLLT ER IN DEN SUMPF, MACHT DER REITER PLUMS!

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that last one gets me every time because you can literally see Orlando looking at the director and like wtf is happening?

Masashi “The Decider” Kishimoto on Sasuke *snippets taken from SJ magazine* (via bodegacowboy)

This is the best answer in that thread

please

Happy birthday JunJun! *-*

two young men. two souls. 

This is what anime sounds like to our parents

ITS THE THING

HEL P I CANT BRETAHE

I NEVER GET SICK OF THIS

及川徹 / Oikawa Tooru

thanks mac

Penguins: clumsy but adorable.

i never wanted this to end

oh my god those are ROCKS the penguins are falling on ROCKS are you OKAY PENGUINS do you need WINGPADS OR SOME OTHER KIND OF SHOCK ABSORBING PROTECTIVE BODY GEAR

Fun fact, due to their flightlessness, penguins have actually extremely sturdy bones for birds. That plus their natural blubbery body makes them their own shock absorbers

I love that penguins basically have these long legs folded up inside their bodies, so they spend their lives walking around like someone wearing a sleeping bag with their feet poking out the bottom

OH MY GOD JENSEN’S WIG

MISHA DOING THE BLUE STEEL AND BOWLEGS

JARED KNEELING DOWN IS STILL REGULAR ADULT HUMAN SIZE

ナルト（NARUTO） 第698話 ネタバレ

ナルトが九喇嘛に言った事を思い出す 九喇嘛 【サスケ１人救えねえ 　お前に何ができる！？】 ナルト 【自分の決めた事に迷いがあったら終わりだ！ 　サスケの事はなんとかしてみせる！！】

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My version of the translation! If anything is unclear or you have any questions or fixes for me let me know!!

English under the cut 

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I was starting a new anime and this happened

i lived to this day