Oklahoman Miku is mad because she has to live in Oklahoma.
“ Okmulgee, Oklahoma fire crews say they had a bizarre lightning strike call at the Oxford Apartments overnight. They say lightning came through the vent in the roof and struck the toilet, shattering it.“
I will accept precisely one form of toilet humour and it is jokes about these three pictures.
WHYD IT HAVE TO BE THE FUCKING LIGHTNING TOILET TWEET, TUMBLR
AMONG ALL MY POSTS, WHY WAS THIS THE POST YOU LOOKED AT AND DECIDED “OKAY, LET’S MAKE THAT GO VIRAL”
Obsessed with this
“When Texas sought to enter the Union in 1845 as a slave state, federal law in the United States, based on the Missouri Compromise, prohibited slavery north of 36°30' parallel north. Under the Compromise of 1850, Texas surrendered its lands north of 36°30' latitude.”
Are you from Oklahoma? I am also from Oklahoma and yikes how’s we get here
my dude that is literally the question
what is it with Oklahoma and 50% of the population being like, without prompting, “how the heck did I get here”. My family moved from Ohio, which is it’s own thing, but like... Oklahoma?????
currently in oklahoma. everything is so flat I am scared of how much sky I see
Oklahoma manhole covers have a city map on, with a blue dot to show where you are.
How many major U.S. cities can you fit inside Oklahoma City?
so Oklahoma voted a few days ago to legalize medical marajuana. this surprised me because wow okay apparently some of these okies really do want the weed
B U T T H E N
now that it’s all an actual possibility and stuff and guidelines are started to be written and questions answered, everyone’s just now finding out about the federal law that, basically, you can’t have weed and have a gun. so now people are SO UPSET and honestly I’m LIVING
you can have weed, or you can have a gun. can’t have both. i cannot even begin to explain why this is one of the best things to happen to me all year
Some choice signs from the teacher walkout march today in Oklahoma City
Bonus:
you know you’re pretty far out there in country-town when you hear a weird bird-esque sound from outside the window and it doesn’t trouble you at all
Ah, the haunting wail of Noon, Saturday