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“ Okmulgee, Oklahoma fire crews say they had a bizarre lightning strike call at the Oxford Apartments overnight. They say lightning came through the vent in the roof and struck the toilet, shattering it.“

I will accept precisely one form of toilet humour and it is jokes about these three pictures.

WHYD IT HAVE TO BE THE FUCKING LIGHTNING TOILET TWEET, TUMBLR

AMONG ALL MY POSTS, WHY WAS THIS THE POST YOU LOOKED AT AND DECIDED “OKAY, LET’S MAKE THAT GO VIRAL”

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Anonymous asked:

Are you from Oklahoma? I am also from Oklahoma and yikes how’s we get here

my dude that is literally the question 

what is it with Oklahoma and 50% of the population being like, without prompting, “how the heck did I get here”. My family moved from Ohio, which is it’s own thing, but like... Oklahoma?????

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so Oklahoma voted a few days ago to legalize medical marajuana. this surprised me because wow okay apparently some of these okies really do want the weed  

B U T  T H E N 

now that it’s all an actual possibility and stuff and guidelines are started to be written and questions answered, everyone’s just now finding out about the federal law that, basically, you can’t have weed and have a gun. so now people are SO UPSET and honestly I’m LIVING

you can have weed, or you can have a gun. can’t have both. i cannot even begin to explain why this is one of the best things to happen to me all year

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