OSCAR RADIATES BIG BRAIN CHAOTIC SASSY ENERGY AND I LOVE HIM.

HE’S NOT EVEN SCARED OF HAZEL. 😂

Oscar vs Neo

There’s such a set Character Type for the “farm boy” trope that it’s actually somewhat surprising when Oscar actually acts (somewhat) like a an actual farmhand.

I don’t know who the fuck decided that farmhands leave idyllic, simple lives (actually I do but that discussion involves racism and classism so let’s just skip that), but half of the farm boys in fiction wouldn’t last a month on an actual farm. Farm life is manual labor, chaos, and death. You want to fuck around and make stupid mistakes? Well I hope those fingers you lost weren’t your favorites. You wasted time dreaming of adventure when you should have been checking the potatoes? Tough shit, the bug’s got half our crop so we’re gonna be hungry for a while. You want to whine about doing too much work? How did that idea even get into your head, you work 80 hours a week and that’s assuming you aren’t up in the middle of the night too.

Granted, “the principal of another country’s school is actually an ancient magical hero and is now living in my brain” is way out of his wheelhouse, but farm life is one long parade of “oh that’s too hard? Too bad, it’s either this or starve.” You learn to power through an incredible amount of work and adversity because you have to.

You gotta get to the other side of the country or we’re all doomed? Well, better get packing. Your soul is being drained? Tire still won’t fix itself. You’re basically terminally ill? Can’t do anything but use whatever time you have left, so let’s mug the unconscious guy on your front steps and get ready for it.

HIM

H I M

suliformes best birds this means this is best pokemon, can’t prove me wrong, not taking criticisms, do not pass go do not collect 200$ don’t @ me

This bird looks like the physical embodiment of my general anxiety

I want six of these