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Marie/Heebo (she/her) • Medieval/Fantasy • The Witcher • BG3 • Lover of old and creaky stuff | main @our-sinister-night
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Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He's literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a "thick hunk of an elf". He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart's hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, can't spell. He calls Astarion "Mister Fangs". He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life's greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meow at you. He is 24 years old.

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I don't ordinarily care what actors do, but Dave Jones responding to people moralizing about retweeting horny fanart by giving out British Gas (BG)'s complaints department post box address is definitely the funniest thing anyone did on the internet today.

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Yea sex is cool but have you ever gotten a comment on your art that understands your intentions so perfectly? And it left you completely happy and satisfied??

Thank you @riceballoon ❤❤ You made my day!

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Saw a TikTok saying Gale "mansplains" and I am going to lose it.

Mansplaining is talking over other people, bulldozing what they were going to say, often by saying the same thing louder.

Gale just likes teaching and wants to share what he knows. Those are vastly different things.

This is going to get me into hot water but I genuinely think we need to use the words "incel" and "mansplaining" a little more carefully. Or, you know, how they're actually intended to be used

Gale is amazing and I'm tired of people saying shit like this. OP, you are so right and I hope that TikToker steps on a very sharp Lego soon

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