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i wish the west texas highway was a mobius strip

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zeph • 20s • white • i <3 primates and media consumption • can’t believe i’m saying this but do not interact if you romanticize pedophilia
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cogneartive

watching good show: this is so good. this is so fucking good. this is awesome. I love the world, everyone watch this

watching bad show: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I HATE ALL THE CHARACTERS IN THIS SUPID SHIT I HATE IT

watching mediocre show (with good characters): i can save you….. i can save you…. i can save u show.. I can Create A New World where All will be saved

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anretc

It's the same show.

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cock

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

who did you have to kill to get that URL

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f3mboyfucker

this is the perfect post. an already fantastic opening line. but while youre distracted by that, the next guy fucking smacks you in the face with cock

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I still sometimes think about that person that followed me a long time ago that was like “dni if you’re aromantic. I don’t respect aromantic people because I don’t believe romance is real and is only used to hold up toxic nuclear values and by identifying as aromantic you are upholding that belief.”

And it wasn’t about anyone who identifies as anything “-romantic” it was specifically ONLY about aromantic people.

Like lol what. I actually think a LOT of self-identified aromantic people don’t believe that romance is “real”…like actually we’re the LEAST likely group to believe that romance is real….like that’s not what that label means…. Just say you hate yourself and go lol?

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naggingatlas

Help a Gazan family get to safety!

Muhammad and Mona are a young family with two beautiful daughters, 6 year old Iman and 5 year old Toleen. i have been keeping in contact with Mona on whatsapp for a while and the things she tells me are beyond horror. there are rumors of the border crossing opening soon, so they need funds for that (30,000$ for all 4 members of the family), but even more urgently - funds to just survive.

Iman and Toleen, these vibrant, fun-loving little girls are forced to go through WINTER in a thin, nylon tent with a torn roof! the outrageous prices of any clothes at all leave the sisters sharing a single pair of torn slippers. and somehow, their parents still need to buy food.

this campaign is stagnating, and the goal is a very achievable one. even if all of my followers donated 10 dollars, they would be set!

currently they need around a 1500$ for a new tent, and around 1000$ for winter clothes for the girls.

and if you want, please message Mona and Muhammad on their blog, @monamohammed3they feel extremely alone and forgotten by the world. if you could provide them with the support, monetary as well as moral, they would appreciate that immensely.

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I’ve been reading abt biblical figures this morning and damn if I was Joseph’s brothers I woulda sold him too tf this guy is a prick

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swiked

can we have more pictures of the dress please? we r so distressed rn its tearing friendships apart we've taken it into in depth photo analysis and sent it to a literal rocket scientist p l s help

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this is the dress as i saw it on the day of the wedding. blue and black. It’s just that one photo bUT it’s so weird???!??

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valtsv

hyperactivity is such a bullshit symptom because you can be experiencing an inescapable grief that feels like a thousand oceans weighing down on you and the whole time you just look like this

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My favourite sentence in the article: “Those interested in acquiring Jones’ media company had submitted their final offers to federal court-appointed trustee Christopher Murray, who was tasked with picking a best bid, but not necessarily the highest.”

That suggests to me that Mr Murray had the option of choosing the funniest bid, and by gum he took it.

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elfwreck

They did indeed choose the funniest bid. Murray consulted with the families.

They skipped offers millions of dollars in higher offers, that might've resulted in Jones's allies getting control of some or all of it, and said, NOPE. Let's hand this to the people who really know how to do Fake News.

Christopher Murray, acknowledged that The Onion did not have the highest bid but said it was a better deal overall because some of the Sandy Hook families agreed to forgo a portion of the sale proceeds to pay Jones’ other creditors. First United American Companies, a business affiliated with one of Jones’ product-selling websites, submitted the only other bid.

...also let's give them a huge dataset of contact info for the most gullible and easily-outraged people on the planet.

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Just today I got to see a chess book that I remember reading as a little kid. While it didn't give me a lifelong passion for chess, it did give me a lifelong passion for fantasy for its artwork.

The book is "Chess for Young Beginners" from 1975, and here's some of the artwork:

Like, this artwork goes hard. I especially appreciate the colour scheme for the black pieces, with its browns, bronzes, reds and oranges.

This artwork is amazing, evocative, exciting and dramatic. I recommend giving it a look if you have a chance - you can probably scrounge up a PDF of this thing with a bit of searching.

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netflix subtitles are great for when you want to read a caption with like 50% resemblance to what's being spoken

character in a movie: buddy, i'm gonna tell you what i've got to do

netflix subtitles: i'll say what i must do

character in a movie: *exhales*

netflix subtitles: (blows raspberry)

character in a movie: ciao!

netflix subtitles: (in italian) bye!

*character in a movie: ciao!

netflix subtitles: (speaks foreign language)

IF YOU LIVE IN THE USA

THIS IS ILLEGAL

REPORT THEM TO THE FCC

THEY HAVE A LINK ON THEIR WEBSITE TO RWPORT IT

ITS REQUIRED BY THE ADA THAT SUBTITLES EXACTLY MATCH THE DIALOGUE

i reported basically every Star Trek show on Paramount+ because the subtitles were all fucked up. they sent me auto emails to let me know they were working on it, and then a real life human being got in touch with me after they had fixed it, to ask if i was still experiencing the issue. they WILL do something, they are required by FEDERAL LAW to do something.

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mayakern

chase me if you must, but i’ll be the one to capture you

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ppl keep asking what fandom this is from. it is from a fandom of one (1) and that one is me. it is from my brain. my heart. my very gay and horny soul.

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