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Short and Sweet

@kimmykoosh / kimmykoosh.tumblr.com

Kimmy | Art Nerd | Movie Maniac
Likes: art stuffs, bunnies and hamsters. Favourite colour is blue and green. Occasional red. And black and white.
I talk to myself a lot.
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prokopetz

I keep seeing “callout” posts to the effect of “[popular artist X] once drew a picture of Invader Zim fucking Spongebob Squarepants, so they must be a huge weirdo pervert!”, and I’m like… have y’all ever actually met an artist?

Among most art communities I’m acquainted with, outlandish porn is a thing. Sure, sometimes it reflects some weird fetish on the artist’s part, but far more often, they drew it:

  • Because someone dared them to do it
  • Because someone claimed they wouldn’t do it
  • To hurt people’s brains (there’s a certain stripe of artist for whom “oh my god my eyes” is the highest praise)
  • Because they got into a one-upmanship contest with another artist and things got a little out of hand
  • Because some artists have this thing where if they get a bad mental image stuck in their heads, the only way to get it out is to draw it (i.e., a bit like dislodging a stuck song by humming the ending)
  • Out of pure spite

Never underestimate that last one; I personally know an artist who once spent the better part of two days hammering out a drawing of Inspector Gadget reverse-gangbanging the cast of Scooby-Doo because a buddy of theirs claimed that it was impossible for anything to shock them anymore, and they took it as a challenge.

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friendly reminder russia has a fursona and the russian embassy of the UK begged people to stop drawing porn of him

listen 2016 has been a terrible experience but im gonna need to see this with my own two eyes 

behold.

“Everytime you draw Zabivaka getting yiffed, a Putin cries” makes me want to draw Zabivaka getting yiffed

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beephomets

dont be rude to people who choose to finish school before they get a job

dont be rude to people who choose to quit school in order to get a job

not everyone is capable to handle both at the same time

dont give me your shitty life story of “well i work 100000 hours and i STILL manage to find time for my homework. if i can do it u can do it too” like literally shut the fuck up no one cares and no not everyone can.

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joonbugboy

Was watching Ghostbusters 2 and this happened. 

Oh well, we had a good run guys, but the 80′s movie has spoken. 

How many damn apocalypses are we gonna live through

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according to your birthday, in 2016, you will

1-5: be completely baffled by  6-10: in the mistaken belief that it is a puppy, attempt to pet 11-15: ascend to the throne of the world as the new god of 16-20: cry a lot about 21-25: seek heaven through 26-31: finally get to be with your beautiful lover, who is

january: the weight of your sins february: full communism march: rage bigger than your body can contain april: the Sun may: eleven-dimensional space june: violence july: the merciless confines of linear time august: a fictional character september: the void october: a ghost november: every single dragon december: a giant robot

“Seek heaven through full communism:

“Cry a lot about the void.”

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ladynorbert

“In the mistaken belief that it is a puppy, try to pet the void.” That does sound like something I’d do…

“seek heaven through a giant robot”

fuck

Cry alot about a fictional character… yeah that’s about right for me.

“Cry a lot about a ghost”

That sounds like me! 

“finally get to be with your beautiful lover, who is a fictional character” WOW FINALLY

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davevaleza

i must’ve called a thousand times // you used to call me on my cell phone

are you insinuating at drake and adele… that drake……. and Adele………

Omg

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