Short and Sweet

dragon age fans is rly like “i love the game except for everything about it”

I was clearing out the shadowplays from my last few streams and 

ok all drama involving jk rowling and nagini being a fuckin person and shit aside

yall know milking snakes is not. milking their fucking snake titties. right

you guys know snakes don’t have tiddies… . . right

YALL

YOU KNOW THIS RIGHT? YOU KNOW MILKING A SNAKE MEANS TO EXTRACT THEIR VENOM 

RIGHT?

I thought about venom extraction when I was reading the book ad a child too, but unfortunately there exists a planned illustration that shows babyfied Voldemort sucking on a snake tit.

THERE’S AN ILLUSTRATION OF W H A T

I found it on internet some time ago. It was supposted to go with illustrated version of Goblet of Fire.

This is the worst fucking image I have ever seen in my entire life please kill me (NSFW for snake titties)

y’know, i never really took that phrase “ every day we drift further from god’s light “ seriously. But guess what, today is the day that i start doing that.

because i’m sure god is looking down at us full of shame 

things i was mad didn’t happen in The Incredibles 2

it’s been 17 years and this scene still kills me

CLASSIC!!

This moth driving a tiny car is possibly the best thing I’ve seen all day … [x]

I for one welcome our mecha piloting moth overlords

animals that have driven vehicles before i’ve managed to get a license:

@queen-of-moths @thigh-high-senpai

Do you want Mothra? Because this is how you get Mothra.

Overwatch: Fury Road

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I thought it’d look really fun to cross Junkrat and Roadhog into the Mad Max world! I like to think that Junkrat basically just wanted to play dress-up, and theyre after roping a very grumpy Soldier 76 into it, whether he likes it or not!

Probably the hardest I’ve ever worked on one image, and I hope you guys like it!

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I think my actual favorite thing is that the Warden’s presents are always perfect- antivan leather boots that smell like home, your mothers amulet, the sword that represents your soul

whereas Hawke just fucks it up so badly- a book when you can’t read, and amulet that would totally get you killed if you wore it in public, a fertility amulet, and a gaudy shield named after a shamed knight