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So yeah I rewatched the finale last night since my mother was finishing the series and…yeah I’m still crying

Happy October 3rd to those who celebrate!

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST: BROTHERHOOD (2009) | Episode 58: ‘Sacrifices’ MEAN GIRLS (2004)

Someone else has got to have done this I swear

new favorite youtube comment

oh my god?

OH MY GOD????

god really took his dick

w hat

this post is my legacy and if it gets deleted after tumblrs new sfw policy ill have nothing left to my name

Fun FMA manga fact:

This isn’t mentioned in Brotherhood, but the reason Roy and Riza came to Resembool scouting out the Elrics is because someone fucked up the ages on Ed and Al’s file.

Literally Roy and Riza are riding in the back of some horse-drawn carriage into Resembool chatting with the driver like “yes we’ve heard rumors of two alchemist brothers here, Ed and Al Elric ages 31 and 30 respectively. Do you know where they live?” And the driver pretty much answers with “lol what? Those kids are like 10.”

Except now Roy and Riza are already THERE so they decide “Fuck it. Let’s pay a visit anyway.”

So everything that went down in the series is thanks to some mysterious fuck up in the Amestrian Intelligence Department and I salute that person.

Bonus: He buries his goddamn face in the document at the end, like staring at it closer might make it less wrong.

roy’s reaction is literally

Spot the difference

Oh yeah i forgot to share this yesterday

an equivalent exchange

feels like a punchline

i scream, you scream, we all scream for the ice queen (i’m always nervous drawing the major general because i feel like if i mess up her hair or god forbid the sword that’s been passed down the armstrong family for generations, olivier will break through the screen to destroy me on the spot)

colonel stupid

funny things Ed and Al do after getting their bodies back (a non-exhaustive list):

- Ed fcking decks anything with his right hand (and almost breaks it after a while) because he keeps forgetting it’s not made of metal and no ed you cant just crush a can under your fist anymore stop

- Al forgetting to wear affect on his face sometimes. He just sits while people are talking to him with a stone-cold murder expression and Winry and Ed constantly remind him relaxed face al! (sometimes just under their breath) and they soon learn to tell him by just a signal by tapping their cheek twice and he shakes his head to snap out of it and smiles because yes! he can smile again!

- Ed’s right arm isn’t as heavy as automail so sometimes gestures just go flying like he’ll lift a plate and accidentally fckin fling the plate across the room behind himself because he accounts for the weight of his automail by accident and moves with way too much gusto

- Al getting pneumonia because he keeps sneaking outside whenever it rains to fcking stand in the rain

- Ed just lifting hot things w/ his right hand without an oven mitt and burning himself

- Al usually sitting with his legs curled close to his chest or legs folded because he couldn’t do that in his armoured body and it feels so nice!! he feels so small!!

- Ed being ambidextrous since he was forced to master writing with his left hand and he perfects the art of drawing transmutation circles with two hands at TOP EFFICIENCY SPEED just because he can

feel free to add more!

- Al reflexively looking down when people try to get his attention before he realises he’s not 10ft tall anymore

- Ed calling Al in Xing with some bullshit alchemy theory like “if we put all the ingredients for a cake in a transmutation circle would we be able to make a perfectly cooked cake here Al I drew the circle already listen very carefully”

- Al at 3am in the morning, dead serious, drawing the cake transmutation circle on the floor

- Al trying to hide kittens under his shirt and finding it’s Not As Effective as being an empty suit of armor

- Ed: I have retired from the military,, they don’t own me anymore,,, from now on I reject and shun their moniker and I shall now be known as,,, the quartermetal non-alchemist

- Al, upon encountering a minor inconvenience, such as eating something he doesn’t like, or getting too hot during summer: getting my body back was a mistake

ed’s my fave fma character because he’s technically genius in canon…actually insanely smart…and yet his dumbass energy is off the CHARTS. have you ever seen a boy more stupid

god lucie im begging PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR TAGS……………

Fullmetal Alchemist OVA - Live Action Featurette

IM YELLING

I love this more than air

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