kimmykoosh reblogged
Shit I’ve learned about Disco Elysium without having played Disco Elysium:
- You play the most disgusting pathetic being ever to exist.
- Your partner is a more run-of-the-mill pathetic loser man and he is so excited to have someone around who sucks more than him.
- There is a small child named Cuomo who does barbituates and know the exact slur to use to kill you instantly.
- It will literally kill you because all damage in this game is potentially lethal, and most of it is from either getting your feelings hurt or staring at a lightbulb for too long.
- Instead of boring shit like “Strength” or “Wisdom” your stats are like “Cartesian Dualism” and “Ability to Top”. They also talk to you.
- Its about a police investigation
- Its about communism
- Its about gay sex
- With a corpse?
- It takes place like 30 years after Pathologic
- It takes place in a rich and absolutely bizarre world the creators painstakingly sculpted over a decade. Most of it has no relevance to the plot and the rights now belong to a shitty game studio.
- I should pirate it.
- I should really play it.
