Short and Sweet

The Cullen romance is going to fucking destroy me isn’t it?

“How long have you been a templar?”

“…awhile.”

In case anyone is having a bad day (or even if you’re having a good day), here’s a little something from Varric Tethras:

Flemeth is my favourite @w@ But most importantly: PFFBBLT

The Arishok is saying “Panahedan, Hawke” uwu

Means “goodbye” or “take refuge in safety”

The way the Inquisition deals with the Darkspawn makes me laugh. 

Like “oh here’s a hole in the wall that leads to more of them, let’s cover it up with wood“ 

The Warden would be screaming 

#in DAA they were like ‘let’s close these passages with 10 huge super high tech dwarven doors and pray they will resist for a few years’#in DAI they were like ‘look guys i think we can cover the entrance with this tiny wooden fruit crate i just found lying around’

The major difference between the DA player characters is that while Hawke and the Warden went out of their way to be noble the Inquisitor was just kinda like 

I don’t care how many great characters, things, locations, quests Bioware wants to add to DA Inquisition in DLCs

ALL I REALLY WANT IS A MABARI PUPPY IN SKYHOLD

JUST.GIVE.ME.A.MABARI.IN.DAI.

You all said you love my Dorian so this is your lucky day because I found a filed called ‘’Suddenly, Dorian’’. And another thing you requested its more Dorian’s butt so I did a few quick sketches because why not lol

OKAI SO myfavfandom WROTE THIS FF FOR THE ART TRADE LMAO

Okay here is the contest. I hope you like it “I have a marvelous idea Inquisitor!” Dorian announced and the Inquisitor took a lucky guess. “You want to do a beauty contest is that right?” The Inquisitor asked “My dear Inquisitor sometimes I wonder if Andraste also gifited you with mind reading powers!” Dorian smiled “That would be a waste of time my dears” Viv said. “Clearly I’m the winner by default” “Please really? Because all I see are rags upon rags” “Have the darkspawns curse with no taste?” And the argument went on until the Inquisitor ordered them to either shut up or enjoy each others company in each others quarters. “And then that lead to another argument  that they would rather be in the prison cell” The Inquisitor fumed at Cullen while they were playing Wicked Grace. Currently the game was tie. Cullen chuckled as he made his next move. “So I went ahead and announced a beauty contest available to all but Vivienne and Dorian are the judges.” The inquisitor then made her move and the won the game. “Okay so which of the armor is coming off?” Cullen sighed. “The fur, I always wanted to wear it myself”

Both Vivienne and Dorian didn’t wanted to be judges for a beauty contest they both felt was their birth right to win. “Come on admit it, isn’t she beautiful” Varric smiled “When the contest said open to "all” I’m pretty sure it meant “living beings” Dorian informed the dwarf. “It said all” Varric countered “You can’t just enter a crossbow!” Dorian snapped “And besides, it just has a ribbon on top of it. Not to mention you didn’t even bother to wash off the bloodstains” Vivienne said. “But that’s her makeup!” Varric cried “Unless you’re planning on entering the contest too in drags, then I suggest you stop wasting our time” Dorian countered. Much to their dismay, Varric came in a red dress and in 5 inch heels. Meanwhile Bianca was also in a dress. “I feel like a human” Varric strutted. Both Vivienne and Dorian groaned

A soldier came by later and proudly shove a box  in front of them. There was an odor. “Oh dear Maker, is that…” Dorian put his hand over his nose and mouth. “I present the Duchess for the beauty contest” The soldier smiled proudly. “By the Maker” Vivienne covered her nose with her hand. “The smell!” “You can’t…enter that thing!” “But the sign said anyone can enter!” The soldier pointed out

The next day, the words ALIVE was added to beauty contest poster

“No both Viviene and Dorian said at the same time. "Why not? Anyone that’s a live can enter the contest” Cole questioned. Both Vivienne and Dorian rubbed their foreheads “My dear” Vivienne took a deep breath. “Anyone alive and isn’t of the animal variety” She gestured at the goat in the pink dress. “But she said she wanted to feel pretty” Cole said. The inquisitor later found a crying Cole in the corner somewhere and console him.

The next day, the words “must be walking on two legs and speaks for him/herself” can enter the contest.

“So how did the beauty contest go?” The inquisitor asked as she looked a pile of paper works. “Horrible!” Both Vivienne and Dorian glared. “We had to end it due to lack of qualified entries.  "In other words all that enter was either a weapon, dead body in a box, and a friggin goat. Well Iron Bull tried but the sight of him in a bikini was  well let me put it this way, it raised moral for some, while others not so much” Dorian said. The inquisitor nodded as she realized that might be why Cullen looked ill and Josephine was smiling all day.

Long time ago I wanted to do genderbend and today I started with some quick sketches. I cant draw Cass as male, help.

Long hair＾＾

In other news I’m out of plaidweave

(shoutout to fuck-arl-eamon who inspired me. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do)

so i rewatched xena after replaying inquisition then i realised; A WARRIOR PRINCESS AND A STORY-TELLING BARD……… COINCIDENCE???? HMMMMMMMM 

how emBEARrassing 

me on a date: so what do you think of dragon age? them: I thought inquisition was the weakest in the series me, eating a breadstick: continue