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Short and Sweet

@kimmykoosh / kimmykoosh.tumblr.com

Kimmy | Art Nerd | Movie Maniac
Likes: art stuffs, bunnies and hamsters. Favourite colour is blue and green. Occasional red. And black and white.
I talk to myself a lot.
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friendly reminder russia has a fursona and the russian embassy of the UK begged people to stop drawing porn of him

listen 2016 has been a terrible experience but im gonna need to see this with my own two eyes 

behold.

“Everytime you draw Zabivaka getting yiffed, a Putin cries” makes me want to draw Zabivaka getting yiffed

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the fact that the Russian language doesn’t have articles makes me go ??????????????? because in a native English speaker’s head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing

 so when you ask someone “Где водка?” it translates to “where is the vodka?”

 but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don’t see any articles I assume they aren’t there, so yelling “ГДЕ ВОДКА” translates to “WHERE VODKA” like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not give vodka to

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leupagus

Speaking as a Russian-American who speaks the language and knows a fair share of Russian-Russians, even if Russians did have articles they would still slam open the door yelling “WHERE VODKA” at all times.

I see nothing inaccurate here.

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annemayfair

History Has Its Eyes On You, Bilibin-esque

“My dearest friend,

it has been too long since we last spoke. But alas, the times do not provide good opportunities for friendly conversation. I hope, however, that you and I, and the whole former company, shall meet again one day.

It is funny that you ask of letters from our late Warden. I never knew she left you one as well. I say “as well”, since days before we marched for Denerim, Nathyara spent two days writing in her chambers. From whatI know, she had left behind almost fifty letters, addressed to varous people in Ferelden and beyond her limits.

For most, she left words of love, encouragement, various advice. For others, she left instructions and information. I would not know what she wanted to say to you before the final stand, but I’d imagine it would be important. Do not hesitate to open it.

Your friend and comrade,

Leliana.”

From Royal Archive of Ferelden, attributed to an Orlesian bard Leliana who, for the longest time, exchanged letters with King Alistair I Peaceful.

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