Short and Sweet

Fallout new Vegas if it was made in 2024

this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying

bööls of wa’ah

this is what Scottish Twitter is supposed to sound like

nightmare

yeah.

Holy shit I knew it was bad but this is DIRE

There’s more content on ao3 for my old Latin textbook curriculum than there is for raid shadow legends and I think that says a lot

wait hold on let’s set raid to the side why’s your latin curriculum on ao3

It’s a series of a couple books that follow the story of a Roman family and you have to learn grammar and translate each chapter

I read through the results and apparently a lot of people ship Cornelia (daughter/main girl) and Flavia (her friend who was there for like 4 chapters and never again)

So my Latin textbook’s fandom’s most popular ship is gay, basically

Radio Man

while i do understand the appeal of giving yes man expressions, i think it's really funny if he's just eternally cursed to be :D all the time. his plight

we did it tumblr

SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE???

Not only has Goncharov broken containment but it's now fully immortalized in print. Fantastic work everyone.

Truly, the greatest mafia movie ever made.

dunken.mp4

Have y'all seen this 😭

genuinely very interested in what the people in the notes think the pilot was doing

this has to be what was going on yesterday bc i was 40 minutes early getting back and my homies were like hello i thought you were supposed to land at 6. and i was like. me too

Yeah I guess I’m obligated to say hiiiii. I fly airplanes. They’re so fucking safe it’s actually frustrating for us. I promise you that the administration who won’t even let hobby pilots fly for ten days after taking a Benadryl aren’t going to be letting commercial pilots do anything that will intentionally put you in danger.

The reason that flight times can be so different is mainly dependent on three things: the specific aircraft, the route, and the wind. I could go on tangents about all of these, but the point is that you can be flying the exact same plane on the exact same route at the exact same airspeed… and still get drastically different travel times due to the wind fucking with your ground speed.

(Ground speed = true air speed + wind component, if you care.)

And if you’re worried about pilots ramping that shit up to the maximum velocity… you would know if we did. Because we would have to point the nose down for the whole flight. The engines are already often operating at their maximum thrust any time you’re departing or ascending— but as my flight instructors have screamed at me since the day I started flying, “pitch for speed, power for altitude”. I’m not even sure you can hit the “never-exceed” velocities in a stable airplane without slamming the stick forward and nosediving that thang.

We also have this handy color coding on the air speed indicator! (And similar coding on the vertical tape versions in those newfangled glass cockpits.)

Lastly, almost every commercial flight is going to have two people up front. Even if the captain does something stupid, the first officer is there to say “hey, don’t do that” and make corrections accordingly. Even if they do agree to do something dumb, someone on the ground is going to tell them to cut it out. Nobody just gets to fuck around up there.

Flying is safe and fun. Mass transportation rules. Give me money so I can pay my Garmin Pilot subscription.

The template for the ideal D&D party! Who's up to play a game of "Caverns & Cheesecakes"?

Available as a print on my Etsy Shop!

WOWIE, this is getting so many notes! I am reading through all the tags and am absolutely delighted to see so many people with excellent taste enjoying this silly picture. I made this as a print and it didn't sell all too well at the con I debuted it at. So all this positive feedback warms my heart! Thank you!

I owe the idea to this tweet:

source Determining the classes for the girls was a bit of a challenge, so i designed them to be a little ambiguous, my inspirations for them were as follows: Dorothy - Fighter/Paladin Rose - Druid/Sorcerer Blanche - Ranger/Rogue/Bard Sophia - Cleric/Barbarian

To be honest, I was leaning more to Bard for Blanche, but I made this as a print for a con in a bit of a time crunch (you know how it is lolol) and I couldnt find a good way to incorporate an instrument into her design and pose. But let's be honest, regardless of what class she plays, you know she's got a fully maxed out CHA stat. I used this promotional picture for the show as a reference for the pose:

I was very inspired by the work of @sanshofox, who i admire so so much in their ability to adapt the likeness of live action characters to 2d. I linked their post under the image, where they talk about their process. It's so incredibly helpful and inspiring, please check it out!

source And of course I also have to mention @deadcoasts who did a beautiful rendition of this same idea last year, and who's designs inspired me to no end while I was working on my own. His post is linked below, where he talks about his process.

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Au where Goncharov and Andrey survive everything, grow old together and sit on a street all day somewhere in the south of Europe

This is my favorite Goncharov post so far because:

1. The concept of an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE for a movie that DOESN'T EXIST is sending me into another dimension.

2. Despite appearing nonsensical, we of course are living in a world where the established Canon of Goncharov is that they do not survive everything and grow old together.

3. Of fucking course Tumblr would imagine a movie with two characters with intense homoerotic subtext, kill them violently with their love unfulfilled, and THEN create AU FAN ART WHERE THE LOVE IS FULFILLED.

And all of it fucking slaps I love this so much

Thank you for the great addition! I’m so glad that people get my joke hehe

Duck Amuck | Director: Chuck Jones | Studio: Warner Bros. | USA, 1953

NOT ME YOU SLOP ARTIST

This is a close up? A CLOSE UP YA JERK! A CLOSEUP!

Alright, let’s get this picture started! (The End) NO NOOOOO!

One of the defining moments of animation history.

“Ain’t I a stinker?”

In Babylon 5, didn’t one of the non-humans think Daffy was the god of frustration?

Holy shit, this is nearly 70 years old. This would have been right on the heels of color television being commercially available to the public.

@amayatepes look at this

LMAO

Huh. That’s just a whole ass Daffy Duck cartoon.

Everything about this cartoon is top-notch. The timing, the animation (watch Daffy’s different walks) the art; this is a treasure

You can thank @soularch @therebelpeon and @cameronaugust for this

I’m a day late for Halloween, but a reintroduced Victor, my Addams Family lodger.

MY GOD WHAT HAVE I FOUND XD

I'm not sorry for having you know this exists XD