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YN: why are you staring at me”

Jason: cause you’re so beautiful”

YN: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Jason: What?

Yn: I wanna be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Jason: Can we go back to the part where you said "when I get murdered"?

Sn: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Jason: Even better!

Sn: What the fuck did you-

Jason: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

Y/n: What are you doing here?

Jason: I could ask you the same question.

Y/n: I live here. This is my house.

Jason: I should probably ask you a different question

YN: When I said "Bring me back something from the beach" I meant, like, a seashell.

Jason, struggling to hold a seagull: Well, you didn't fucking say that.

Tim: What's the worst pick up line you ever used?

Jason: You look so familiar. Didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

Tim: [laughing] Did it work?

Yn: It did.

Dick: Okay, who among us has handcuffs?

Jason: Well, yn and I-

*y/n looks at Jason angrily*

Jason *nervous*: I don't know.