Damian: why do you think i don’t like you? i do. i would kill for you.
Damian: ask me to kill for you.
y/n:
y/n: first of all, calm down—
Dick: *sees two people doing something stupid in the distance* Ha, what idiots
Dick: *realizes that it’s Y/N and Jason* Ohh shit, those are my idiots… HEY, KIDS! GET BACK HERE-
YN: why are you staring at me”
Jason: cause you’re so beautiful”
Damian: crushes are the worst
y/n: right? i tend to act stupid around mine
Jason: you always act stupid
y/n: yeah, don't think too hard about that
YN: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Jason: What?
Yn: I wanna be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Jason: Can we go back to the part where you said "when I get murdered"?
Sn: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Jason: Even better!
Sn: What the fuck did you-
Jason: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
YN: When I said "Bring me back something from the beach" I meant, like, a seashell.
Jason, struggling to hold a seagull: Well, you didn't fucking say that.
𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 | Jason Todd x reader
Jason always called after missions, it was something common for you. You were arranging the clothes for your baby who was sleeping in the middle of the bed.Your phone rang, smiling you saw Jason's name, you quickly answered it.
"Love"
Y/N, over text: baby i need you right now
Y/N: in the bedroom
Jason, over text: i’ll be right there ;)
Jason upon entering the room: Y/n... why are you standing on a chair?
Y/N, crying: There’s a spider and I need you to get rid of it for me
Jason: Damian and Yn like to win. When they were 12 years old, a boy in the Scout Club bragged that he could sell the most cookies.
Jason: Damian and Yn walked around the neighborhood until they got blisters on their feet and won by 10 cases.
Dick: The best part is they weren't even in the Boy Scouts.
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Yn: I made you a bracelet.
Jason: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.
Yn: Well, you don't have to wear it.
Jason: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.
Yn: Don't kill me, I have a boyfriend.
Villain: Do you think I care about that?
Yn: No, this is not a plea for mercy. It is a warning.
Villain: What-
Jason, kicking down the door: ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!
Bruce, at Jason and yn's wedding
Bruce looking at y / N.
Bruce: You set me free. This monster is yours now.
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Damian: How would you describe y / n in one word?
Jason: Mine.
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y / n: * Watching Jason do something stupid * "I think I found something more infinite than the universe."
Jason: * Smiling malicious * "Your eternal love for me?"
y / n: "Okay, two things. Your ability to manipulate me emotionally and your stupidity.
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Joker, standing on the lawn: You are about to experience the wrath of a madman
Y / N, younger sister of the batboys, who was watering the plants and turned to the sound of his voice, accidentally pouring water on him with a hose: Oh, wow, I'm sorry man. Shit!
*Jason watching from afar, laughing while Joker looks incredulous*
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y / n: Guess what?
Jason: What?
y / n: I'm getting married!
Jason, getting furious: WHO IS THE BASTARD! WHO IS -?
y / n, hitting a marriage certificate: It's you, sign here.
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