YN: I know you want to keep me safe, but... the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.

Jason: Believe me, I've thought about it.

YN: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Jason: What?

Yn: I wanna be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Jason: Can we go back to the part where you said "when I get murdered"?

Sn: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Jason: Even better!

Sn: What the fuck did you-

Jason: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

Y/N: If I had shape shifting powers I would abuse the hell out of them.

Y/N: Like if I'm arguing with someone, I'd turn into their dead relative.

Jason: Genius.

Bruce: *Booking them both more therapy sessions*

aawnn ❤ i love u 😊😋

𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭

Sasuke/Katsuki/Damian/Jason/Megumi/Zoro

Sasuke: Try to ignore it, he knows it's you, -maybe just because you have a different ringtone- after three notifications he quickly takes out his cell phone, it's you sending him an audio of drunken singing. He just rolls his eyes and ignores you.

She likes you ➷ Jason Todd x reader

Cass crossed the hall going straight to Jason's room, she knocked three times before Jason opened the door a little, he was shirtless, with his hair completely messed up.

—Hey.- He looks at his sister hoping she tells him soon so he can go back to bed.

—I need to talk about Yn. - Cass is direct. You were the newest addition to Batman's team, Bruce brought you into the team less than five months ago, you were a good fighter and good at being silent and lethal. You quickly made friends with everyone.

-About what?

—She likes you, so be nice to her, take her out to dinner and buy her flowers before you try to get her into bed. - Cass crosses her arms, it was as if she was scolding a child.

-She likes me? - Jason asks in surprise.

—Yes, and a lot.

—I hadn't noticed. - Jason says shrugging his shoulders.

—Men never see things. - Cass huffs and leaves, returning to her own room.Jason closes the door laughing, he goes back to bed as you roll your eyes pulling the sheet to cover yourself.

—So you like me, kitten? - Jason jokes, loving to see you blush.

—Shut up Jason.

This only made him laugh more.

YN: *struggling to open a jar*

Jason: *watches from afar, but says nothing*

YN: Would you open for fucks-

YN: *gives up and walks over to Jason, silently holding the jar out to him*

Jason: *opens the jar with no trouble*

YN: …

Jason: …

YN: I loosened it

Jason: Of course

YN: You wouldn’t have been able to open it without my help

Jason: Didn’t think otherwise

YN: That’s what I thought…

Yn: Don't kill me, I have a boyfriend.

Villain: Do you think I care about that?

Yn: No, this is not a plea for mercy. It is a warning.

Villain: What-

Jason, kicking down the door: ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!

And if yn had died... How would they cope.

You were a victim of Joker, you didn't survive, so let's see how your family would go through the stages of grief.

Denial: Dick & Tim

The two of them can't accept that you died, they are broken and very sensitive to any subject that involves you. When they talk about you they talk as if you are still alive.

Dick saw you die, he was with you at the time, but still he can't accept that you have died, he tries to block out your dead image in front of him.

Tim refuses to go to your wake, he doesn't talk about your death because to him you'll just pop out the door saying you're back from a trip.

They both try to think that you will come back alive that this is a nightmare and you are fine. They will not get out of the denial phase anytime soon.

Dessert | Jason Todd x Reader

— I heard that couples get dessert when they have a marriage proposal, - you say, Jason rolls his eyes and laughs. - what is it?

— Free dessert? Yn you are the daughter of the richest man in town. — Jason scoffs. — we can pay for dessert.

— What's the fun about that? Come on Jason.

— No.