girls are like “I want a boyfriend” but reject everyone because none of them are their comfort characters
On mission
Y/N: *taking out a knife* every room can become a panic room if you give me just a fucking minute...
Roy: I'm scared Jay... Jay?
Jason: I'm horny.
blah blah azriel and elain blah blah blah azriel and gwen, no no no it’s azriel and me 😌
😌🙌🏻
Jason: I cut my finger
Y/N: I can kiss it so it'll get better
Jason: That works?
Y/N: Yeah my mum used to do it when I was little
*later* Jason: I need you to punch me in the mouth
Roy: Fucking finally
the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object
Can writers please PLEASE make fics that are more fluff than smut, like I just wanna read a nice fic without the character x reader going at it 24 7!!
For example Logan Howlett x reader fics are all about smut. Like I don’t mind them but I literally cannot find anything which doesn’t have porn in it, maybe make some where the reader is a villain and they have loads of tension or they both like each other but are too shy to say. PLEASE STOP MAKING THEM ALL SMUTT!
If anyone finds any that has no smut pls tag me in it 😭
😭😭😭😭🤝
Damian: why do you think i don’t like you? i do. i would kill for you.
Damian: ask me to kill for you.
y/n:
y/n: first of all, calm down—
Dick: *sees two people doing something stupid in the distance* Ha, what idiots
Dick: *realizes that it’s Y/N and Jason* Ohh shit, those are my idiots… HEY, KIDS! GET BACK HERE-
YN: why are you staring at me”
Jason: cause you’re so beautiful”
YN: I know you want to keep me safe, but... the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.
Jason: Believe me, I've thought about it.
Damian: crushes are the worst
y/n: right? i tend to act stupid around mine
Jason: you always act stupid
y/n: yeah, don't think too hard about that
YN: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Jason: What?
Yn: I wanna be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Jason: Can we go back to the part where you said "when I get murdered"?
Sn: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Jason: Even better!
Sn: What the fuck did you-
Jason: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
Y/n: What are you doing here?
Jason: I could ask you the same question.
Y/n: I live here. This is my house.
Jason: I should probably ask you a different question
Jason: how do I make a date really romantic?
Dick: be mysterious
Jason: got it!
*later, while on a date with Y/n*
Y/n: where are we going?
Jason: none of your fucking business
YN: When I said "Bring me back something from the beach" I meant, like, a seashell.
Jason, struggling to hold a seagull: Well, you didn't fucking say that.
Y/N: If I had shape shifting powers I would abuse the hell out of them.
Y/N: Like if I'm arguing with someone, I'd turn into their dead relative.
Jason: Genius.
Bruce: *Booking them both more therapy sessions*
