I love you samosas. I love you empanadas. I love you pasties. I love you dumplings. I love you pirozhkis. I love you savory food in a convenient little carb purse.

Endlessly curious if this is accurate

Endlessly curious if this is accurate

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

Oh My God Damn

Whats so funny

Solange Knopf (Belgian, b. 1957) - Merkabah, Colored pencil on paper, 78.7 × 109.2 cm (2016)

i feel if you've known someone long enough to make them your maid of honor, you should know whether to expect this

From the USA Today article

The bride was both okay with it and gave permission multiple times. Sounds like an awesome family. :D

I don’t remember where this story was from but it was about how the writers older brother died when he was young and years later had a son who, had never met the brother had the same mannerisms as him. Ok I think I remember the key words were “my son drinks from the water fountain like my brother” or something

FOUND IT

2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

I dont really want to do that

the verticals vs the horizontals is tomorrow

Stripe wars

Elon is recruiting randos from Twitter to compete for the chance to work themselves to death figuring out how to take away your welfare.

Nothing says efficiency like creating a whole ass new department with two co-chairs.

Nothing says efficency like creating a new "department" to do the job already being done by an existing office.

Sans retour possible(1983) dir. Jacques Kebadian, Serge Avédikian