i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

without spite my heart may actually stop

u know what would be really neat? if i knew how to correctly communicate and form bonds with other people

gay? bi? no. im attentionsexual. all u gotta do is talk to me n im in love with you.

jesper fahey is that u

ok but when u wanna take the leap and call a mutual by their first name for the first time but you gotta real quick check their description, about page, birth certificate, and proof of residency papers to make sure you’re getting it right

the solar system is probably most purely, simply fun exploratory experience humans will ever get to have, because there’s nobody there! there’s no colonialism and we don’t have to worry about aliens yet, so its just. fun!

we just land a robot on an empty planet and make it do wheelies and every few days we find like a cool rock and scientists yell about it on twitter

*hurrying home in the rain*

I hope I get inside soon because there are BOOKS in my bag and I must protect them

i’d be a terrible superhero i’d be at home and see the signal calling me in the sky and be like “i literally just sat down”

When You and your friends have a common hate for something

I have this thing called ‘I consider this person my friend but I don’t know if they consider me theirs’

idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time

me watching Wonder Woman 2017: i can’t believe lupin would do this

Me as a nerdy teenager with not a lot of friends: you know what is paramount to my happiness? Owning a lot of books.

Me as an adult trying to move to a second location: now hold on a sec.

d'ya ever j u s t-

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

thought i was the only one