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Killian Whump

@killian-whump / killian-whump.tumblr.com

a blog mostly about Colin O'Donoghue and Whump
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wyntereyez

Okay, I have a Very Important Question for you all regarding Enchanted.

I need help deciding what socks to wear.

I have decided that seeing Colin requires fun socks, and I can’t decide which ones.

These are my options:

- sailboats (I actually wore these with him at BurCon)

- anchors

- ropes tied in knots (these were all part of a nautical themed set)

- colorful T-Rex skeletons

- cows being abducted by a spaceship

- a weird mix of tacos, avocados, and alien heads

Cows abducted by a spaceship. And show them to him if you get the chance. Top quality fun socks there. A+. Would enjoy.

Cows are the clear winner here.

But how, exactly, do I show them off? Just go up to him and say, “Hi, I’m Jamie, I’m wearing socks with cows being abducted by UFOs and I took classes on how to crew a tall ship.”

Totally natural conversation starter. :D

…yes? That sounds just about exactly how one should introduce themselves to Colin O’Donoghue.

Pull up the edges of your trousers when you walk to him for your photo OP and walk emphatically. Make him look at your socks. Make him want to look at your socks. After he does, take a picture of them and tweet “Colin saw these” and tag him.

I mean, he said himself he does like a good pair of socks.

Okay, now I’m picturing her walking up to him like Urkel…

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…like some ancient sock-mating ritual going down…

I HATE YOU ALL…

Seriously, though, I’m surprised no one has suggested I do the forbidden.

Not one of you has suggested that I wear SANDALS with my socks.

It’s a fashion faux pas that could potentially draw Colin’s attention without me actually doing anything.

Just sayin’.

...why would you subject Colin to that?!?!

What kind of monster ARE you?!?!?!

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Anonymous asked:

Liam and Emma are both alive but being tortured by hades. He tells Killian he can only save one of them. But he must kill the other. If he doesnt, both die. Does he kill Liam, saving Emma but both knowing he killed his brother to save her (ALL THE GUILT). Or does he kill Emma to save liam, because thats what she would want...but he just killed the woman he loves and cant forgive himself and ends up resenting liam for being alive (all of the angst!)

OH MY GOD, YOU’RE A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING!!!!!!

I mean, but I love it, of course, you diabolical fiend!!!

Although I think, if we’re sticking with canon, he would choose to save Emma, because she’s still alive and has a son and a family (hell, a whole town) to go back to. Liam has been dead for awhile, everyone he knows (aside from Killian) is also dead and the only one who will suffer from his loss is Killian, himself - and he’s already been dealing with that loss literally for centuries.

And I sincerely believe Liam wouldn’t WANT to be alive at the cost of Killian’s happiness. Like, not even talking about doubts or residual angst, I think the guy would straight-up BE PISSED AS HELL if Killian saved him. That’s not to say Emma wouldn’t feel terrible and guilty and all of the angsty things possible if he chooses her, but I also think she would understand and support his decision. I think Liam would be like, “YOU TWAT, WHY DID YOU SAVE ME? All I’ve ever wanted was your happiness and I could’ve secured it by remaining as dead as I have been for centuries now, but noooooooo, you had to go and pick me, YOU TWAT” and then he’d kick him in the shin or something.

BUT OHHHHHHH, THE ANGST.

And also the AU possibilities... In a world where Liam and Emma were both still alive and had lives to return to and people depending on them...

OH MY GOD, IT WOULD BREAK HIM.

And I would loooooooooove that

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au: people don't ask you what his favorite color is because you'd find a way to make it angsty.

So like… the color of Liam’s eyes before the light left them? Paired with a gif like this:

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Something like that. 

Yeah,  I could see myself doing that.

Not really.  But this could totally be a new inbox game…  Make killian angst over totally innocuous things.   

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OH MY GOD

‘the color of Liam’s eyes before the light left them’

HOLY SHIT

god tier angst phrase right there

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The walls were as grey as the clouds on a dreary day. Most days, the lobby was quiet. Patients weren't allowed out there. It was for the best, he supposed. They needed to stay safe, controlled, away from things that might trigger them. But it wasn't as horrid as it seemed. The staff was pleasant, and cared for their patients. They were supportive to the family and friends who came to visit their loved ones. They took good care of his Emma.

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eeeeeeeeeeeee! @xhookswenchx and @gusenitsaa are cooking up something angsty in my inbox to go along with the AU that @ask-emma-the-swan and @ask–killianjones are in right now!!! How exciting! *bounces*

I’ll be posting the pieces when they hit my inbox… and collecting them all in a master post eventually :D You guys are awesome!!!

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gusenitsaa

Follow along as @xhookswenchx and I make mischief on @killian-whump ‘s fitting Angsty au ask tale tag.  Not that it’s going to be angsty or whumpy or anything.  

You know me.  

All fluff.  

That’s totes our thing… 

*cough*

...but that’s what I love about you two :D

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elementilda

I got sort of obsessed with how come when they toast to family Hook drinks from his own flask and now I’m writing awful Golden Hook about it.

Drink Me

“What?” Gold looks up from the shop counter and though he is never pleased to be interrupted, today he has a great deal to do, a family of his own to save, and the current interuptee is his last favourite of the many irritants he is forced to share a town with.

“I need help,” Hook says.

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