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A) WHY IS COLIN SUDDENLY EVERYWHERE?!
B) WHERE DID THAT PHOTO COME FROM?! I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL LEAKED ALREADY? THERE ARE MORE?!
C) WHY IS COLIN TRYING TO KILL ME?!!?
D) I'M NOT FINE!!!
E) NEITHER AM I
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Surprisingly, Zelena is far from the worst driver Storybrooke has seen...
killian-whump reblogged
holy fucking shit
what
what is happening
hello 911 i’d like to report an attempt on my life
hey
sometimes my brain is just, like, so full of colin
that my thought process just kinda becomes
i’m hungry, maybe i’ll have some mac&cheese I WONDER IF COLIN LIKES MAC&CHEESE nah, i guess i’ll have pizza COLIN LIKES PIZZA and then watch a movie COLIN IS IN SOME OF THOSE there’s a movie on hbo i haven’t COLIN seen yet, guess i could watch that COLIN HAS SOME NICE WATCHES wait, that didn’t even COLIN have anything to do with what i COLIN HAS A FACE wait, what? i don’t COLIIIIIIIIIN jesus christ, self, get a grip COLIN IS LIFE, COLIN IS LOVE i guess i better go on tumblr and MAKE SURE COLIN’S FACE IS STILL THERE i must need a colin fix or something COLIN TIIIIIIIME geez, okay, what’s here on tumblr? COLIN, ALL DAY, EVERY DAY something about gymnasts IMAGINE COLIN IN A GYMNAST OUTFIT oh, wow, that’s not at all what i thought i’d be thinking about toda- COLIIIIIIIIN
like, is there a medication for this or
i think there’s some sort of colin imp living in my br-COLIIIIIIIIIIN
killian-whump reblogged
Hey so
Remember in the CS movie when Snow was gonna be burned at the stake
And Killian pulled Emma into his arms and we were all like “HE’S COMFORTING HER!!!!! 😍😍😍”
What if he was holding on to her also because he thought she was about to disappear because Snow would be dead before Emma could ever be born
SERIOUSLY
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU PEOPLE?
THAT’S IT. EVERYBODY OUT OF THE CORNER.
I’M GOING IN THE CORNER AND ALL YOU PEOPLE STAY OUT OF IT
Just chilling here, making Hook GIFs and checking my older GIF posts for flags... and then it comes.
It attacks without warning, when you least expect it.
One minute, you’re just sitting there, doing things.
And then the next minute, you’re just staring.
You’ve lost the ability to understand.
Something’s set you off and now you can’t go back.
You need to know... but no one knows.
There is no answer, no matter where you look.
Everyone else is just as mystified by the same thing.
How is his face so much the way it is?!
Anonymous asked:
"by the simple fact." God, I wish some of the arrogant hacks in this fandom would learn that their opinions aren't actually facts. It's always anti's (of anything) who do that, too.
I’m kinda a little on fence about this Ask of yours, Nonny... because on the one hand, I agree with what you’re saying here... but on the other hand, by starting it off with something in quotes, I’m a bit worried that you’re talking about a specific post somewhere that I’m not aware of and I’m gonna get lured into some kind of drama by responding to this at all :P
That said, I do agree that people need to realize that their opinions are only that - their opinion, and maybe not everyone else’s, and certainly not a fact.
However, “by the simple fact” is a common phrase, and without knowing what you’re referring to (if you’re referring to something in specific), I can’t say if whoever’s used this phrase was merely using an idiom or literally believes what they’re saying IS a fact.
And in fandom, there’s a lot of confusion over what constitutes a canon fact and what doesn’t, and all too often, people mistake their interpretations of canon for canon itself - which happens on all sides of all fandom squabbles. Then you get people fighting over whether (2+3=5) or (2+8=10), when both of these things are true FACTS - and their issue isn’t which FACT is true, but whether that second number is meant to be a 3 or an 8 and let’s face it, sometimes even the writers don’t know which number it was meant to be, but let’s not let that stop us all fighting about it like morons anyway :P
So, in short, do less fighting; do more whumping of pirates.
Also, if you ARE talking about some specific post or drama, I mean, do me a solid and send me a link or some kind of identifying clue to where/what the drama is. That way, I know what you’re looking for my opinion about and I can decide for myself whether I want to comment on it or ignore it completely, or just kinda side-eye it from a safe distance with some popcorn.
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AU where detective rogers shows up to work all antsy and glued to his phone and has to come up with some excuse when weaver snaps at him bc ‘my handcuff-kink blog that i started to supplement my shitty beat cop salary has been flagged 274 times and all my content is going to be deleted’ isn’t gonna fly at work. pls.
He’s been uploading tasteful uniform pics onto his art blog and has now been flagged.
His ship aesthetic blog is somehow being categorised as explicit and is facing the axe.
The only person he thinks he can talk to is Henry because he’s sent out his podcast ranting about his book’s artwork being mistaken for breasts and flagged as sensitive material.
roni finally fesses up when she hears the lads whisper-ranting at the end of the bar. she runs a mixology blog but she’s not above posting a good cleavage shot in the background of demonstrating good pouring technique, and now she’s being shadowbanned and she’s ready to fucking burn the site to the ground
At some point, Sabine bursts in: “THEY FLAGGED MY BEIGNETS.”
winterbythesea
“You look upset, love, what is it?”
“Oh it’s nothing. It’s embarrassing, really.”
“Come on, tell me.”
“Well… don’t laugh, okay? But I’m on Tumblr, and there was this blog with like… handcuff stuff, and they’re changing the rules and it’s probably gonna get deleted now and just… why can’t I have one nice thing? You know?”
“… I think I might be able to help.”
OH SHIT, IT JUST GOT EPIC
STAPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS
unfamiliarsky
OH MY GOD! I want a whole series of the characters reacting to this.
findingtallahassee
Snow being all: they flagged my tits.
Me: *checks out my nsfw tag to see the damage* Me: What the... Why did I... Where did that even... Me: This is obviously all @frenchpichux‘s fault.
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ooc: I’m laughing so hard right now seeing your reactions to this blog’s existence.
LOOK AT THE KIND OF THING I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH
WHO ARE YOU
THIS IS A MAN WHO KNOWS WE’RE BETTING ON HIS ATTIRE
AND IS JUST FUCKING WITH US ALL RIGHT NOW (x)
killian-whump reblogged
HE’S IN TOTAL BLACK WTF MAN
Evidence that he knows about Colin the Shots and picked an outfit no one placed a bet on.
I AM SO DISTURBED RIGHT NOW, WTF.
Like, this man literally went out last night and bought black pants and a new shirt just to mess with us. IT IS NOW KNOWN. And is that a turtleneck under it? WTF? Who is this man and what has he done with Colin?!
Also, what hashtag are y’all following, ‘cos I think I got the wrong one.
Edit: Oh, nevermind. Not a turtleneck, but still. WTF Colin. WTF.
@killian-whump looks like a white t-shirt 🤔
I’m on #ouatburbank but jump also on my dash to see if people retweeted something that has no hashtag
ISTG IF HE DOESN’T HAVE THE SUEDE BOOTS BUT SOMETHING NEW I’M GOING TI FLIP
It turns out I’m on the right hashtag, but my browser decided to “unload” the window so it wasn’t updating. Stupid browser.
AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING NOW. THE UNIVERSE IS IN TURMOIL. NEW SHIRT. NO BLUE JEANS.
If he isn’t wearing the brown boots, all is lost.
killian-whump reblogged
HOW DOES EVERY FRAME OF THIS SHOT LOOK LIKE A PAINTING
Source: ronandhermionesource
Colin just got up, set his microphone down, walked over, prepared himself mentally... and did the motherfucking worm.
killian-whump reblogged
@katie-dub This is all your fault. I got ½ through editing and took a hard “nope” right back out.
People. Killian Jones’s dark hair is a gift and it should never be tampered with!!!
WHAT THE HELL, WOMAN?! I CAN NEVER UNSEE THAT!!
What in bunkassed boy band hair hell?? 😂😂😂
Whoa! If it’s boy band hair you’re after, well then it has to just be the tips….
Seconded… this is wrong on so many levels…
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE
@wellhellotragic you’re really making me use this new tag, aren’t you.
killian-whump reblogged
Well okay, but only because you asked so nicely.
UMM! Whatcha dooooooooooooin’ over there, Salem? :D