@killian-whump / killian-whump.tumblr.com
Hook: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
Summary: After waking up in a strange room with a naked stranger, Emma and Killian must endure the twisted game their kidnapper insists they play in order to gain provisions and avoid punishments.
A/N: I know, I know, I KNOW! I’m sorry. I’m a bad, bad writer, making y’all wait so long for this update. I truly apologize. My muse took a bit of a sabbatical, but hopefully she’s back and ready to work. I have things pretty well mapped out for this fic from this point on, so fingers crossed I can keep her on task.
Lots of love to @ultraluckycatnd and @kmomof4 for their exceptional beta skills on this one!
Consciousness returned slowly. The buzz of the fluorescents, the warmth of the blanket, the soft caress of fingers carding through his hair, the scent of his Swan, the dryness of his tongue as it stuck to the roof of his mouth, all points of awareness that were sharpening with clarity as he broke free from the confines of sleep.
“Killian?” Emma whispered, having sensed the change in his breathing. “Killian, are you awake?”
With effort, Killian managed to pry his eyes open and focus on the concerned pinch in his Swan’s brows. Reaching up, he intended to soothe it away with the pad of his thumb, but when he opened his mouth to respond, all that came out was a croaked, “Aye,” before he erupted into a fit of coughs from the cool air hitting the aridness of his throat.
“Hang on,” Emma said, scrambling from their bed so she could fetch him a glass of water. “Drink this.”
Bringing the cup to his lips, Killian took slow sips. Once his thirst was adequately slaked, he handed the cup back to Emma and asked, “What happened?”
A look of distress flashed across her features as she responded, “You don’t… what’s the last thing you remember?”
4 - Alice
So, this actually inspired a short fic. Thanks for that!
There are rites of passage in this world that parents are supposed to guide their children through. Shaving, “the talk”, and more dangerous ones, ones that Killian is now regretting as the bile is rising in his throat. Why the hell did he think it would be a good idea to teach Alice how to drive?
His Rogers memories knew there were schools for this sort of thing, and those schools had cars that weren’t his SS Chevelle. His first baby would always and forever be his Alice, but that one was dangerously close to wrecking his second baby, either by totaling the poor thing or having her father get sick all over the inside.
Seasickness was never this bad.
“Love, ease up a little. You don’t need to take those corners at that speed,” he reminded her for what felt like the thousandth time. While he loved the absolute look of glee on her face, he didn’t want his life to end here and she seemed to think otherwise.
From all his years with her, there was no surprise she was a speed demon. He also supposed being the daughter of a pirate meant rules of the road didn’t apply to her. If she had her way, he was positive she’d fly a crimson flag out the back of the car.
He was dizzy by the time she managed to park the car at a precarious angle in front of their home. Robin sauntered over to Alice just as Killian tried to recalibrate his equilibrium on his way inside.
“What did you do to him?” Robin laughed, kissing her giggling girlfriend on the cheek.
“He was teaching me how to drive.”
Robin sent her a look. “You haven’t told him I already guided you through that two months ago?”
A wicked grin stretched over Alice’s face. “He doesn’t have to know that. Besides, this is way more fun.”
(Guys, I just got the pun about him driving an “SS” Chevelle… *facepalm*)
...what pun about him driving an SS Chev-
Dammit, that was the ONE thing about Colin the Shots we were guaranteed to get right.
...well, now we just guess these ones.
01.03.2022
Well. I’m devilishly handsome after all…
making tags easily viewable through the mobile app was a mistake “EVERYONE STOP TAGGING THIS WITH THEIR FANDOM SHIT!!!!!!” girl you are on the Fandom Shit website
I saw someone complaining that there’s too much cringe shipping on tumblr and I was like. Sir this is literally THEE cringe website of choice move to Instagram or bear with it like the rest of us
If you go to a circus, don’t piss or whine over the fact there’s clowns good sir
If you’re so concerned, check her out. I’ll do the same.
You’ve heard of Captain Floor, now get ready for CAPTAIN FLUFF! Where Killian gets all the hugs and comfort and and blankets he deserves!
I feel so attacked right now… T_T
my ultimate ship has a name…
I mean @killian-whump could technically turn it tragic by having him be crushed by the weight of the blankets or trapped under all the pillows that he slowly begins to suffocate??
I don’t even go here but i’m just full of suggestions LOL
Although making it stranger… captain fluff makes me think of shipping Killian and his body hair where he can’t stop caressing it….
Conditioning it, brushing it, plying it with some oil. Chest fluff, arm fluff, bum fluff- Just- look after that fluff, my dude.
I’ll see myself out.
*quietly ushers you back in*
No, no... Please... Continue.
Whether it’s fanfic, picsets, fanart, gifs, metas- if you want to get creative or just feel like posting a sentence and a pic- however you want to join in is completely up to you! If you want to join in every day or just feel like doing the one day, it’s your choice.
We’re starting on a saturday and ending the party on a friday night this year, and the day to day themes are as follows:
DAY 1: WHOMST - Who is Wish Hook to you? What’s your first thought when you think of him? Share how you see him and what you like/appreciate about him as a character. First impressions ETC.
DAY 2: THE F WORD - Family. Friends. Fanfic fantasy fornications- we’re celebrating all of his relationships. Familial, friendships, bromances and romances. Let’s celebrate this guy’s loved ones til our hearts are content!
DAY 3: 9 TO 5 - Perk up your Monday blues with our favourite hard working detective Rogers. It’s his day today! Join him in Hyperion Heights!
DAY 4: SENIOR DISCOUNT - Where would we be without Old Hook? He’s livening up our Tuesday with his charm and theatrics.
DAY 5: ACTION! - Time to flail about your favourite scene, episode, line, moment- you get the picture. Whatever moment springs to mind or is special to you, let us know about it!
DAY 6: ADVENTAAARR! - Let’s talk newly youthful Hook with new friends and a new beginning. We’re in the enchanted forest and joining him on whatever adventures help him find a cure for his heart. Or just talking about it… or looking at him… WHATEVER GOES- IT’S ALL GOOD!
DAY 7: ROUND THE TWIST - Modern AU, canon divergence, white elephant AU, ALL THE AU’S!!! It’s a free for all day to do whatever you want, however you want. Go nuts, get wild, get creative, but most importantly…. HAVE FUN!
If you have any questions, queries, worries or just want to message, please feel free!
PLEASE REMEMBER TO USE THE TAG #WHOOKWEEK
I mean to be fair you can erase an entire season of plot for revivals. See Will and Grace, Roseanne, and Gilmore Girls to name a few. It's quite common actually. As for erasing S7 even if I did not want to it's actually quite simple. Separate the realms again via "MAGIC", kill off any characters you don't want to be apart of it like Wish Hook(cause we'd have the OG one), and have a curse separate people again. Done lol.
I mean, you can also have the entire cast replaced with beavers and call it Once Upon a Dam Time. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Which do you prefer? A whumpee, unresponsive and cold to the touch, with frantic caregivers holding them and trying to keep them warm. Or a feverish whumpee, burning hot and fighting their loved ones as they try to force their temperature down. (I can't choose. I love both.)
I kinda just answered this in a previous ask, but let’s delve deeper, shall we? Especially since @killian-whump just pointed out some pretty awesome defenses for hypothermia on that previous ask.
While I love when a whumpee is stuck in an environment that is below freezing, heat still holds my heart. Don’t get me wrong, I love it when they seek out the body heat of another to get warm, when they shiver and their lips turn blue and frost forms on skin and eyelashes. I love when they’re wrapped up in blankets while people worry about bringing their body temperature back up to normal safely.
BUT heat, be it from exposure or illness, just gives me those whumperflies far more often than hypothermia ever does. Delirium, fever, parched and cracked lips, staggering and eventual collapse, trying to get the whumpee to take fluids, ice baths to being their temperature down… all of it just makes me weak in the knees.
Thanks for the ask!
That’s it! There’s no way I can choose. They’re both great. <3
Our Killian (The one in storybrook) was wearing JEANS?! WTF?? You can see it right before he hits old hook. MIND BLOWWWWWN
Wait, what? Nonny, our Killian’s been wearing skinny jeans since 4x04...
