Killian Whump

...at some point, we’re going to have to accept that the TRUE ship of the ages is Colin Floor. I just keep hearing that video Emma posted of them in the car on the way to set: him being all “Yeah!” “It’s great!” like a freaking kid about having to getting to film his scenes crawling all around on the cold, wet, muddy ground.

I’m just picturing the set being like, “That’s a wrap!” “Are you sure? I’ve got a couple more takes in me!” “No, that’s a wrap. We’ve got everything we need.” “Okay, well, I’m just going to stay here and... rehearse.” “Colin, the scene’s been wrapped. There’s nothing to rehearse for.” “Well. In that case, I’m gonna stick around and enjoy the scenery for a bit.” “It’s a muddy river bank, and we’ve been here for days. What on Earth are you enjoying?” “I dunno. It’s a good spot. I’m just... gonna hang out here for awhile...” *sighs all around*

Like, they probably even have to employ a Colin Scooper on the set, for when they can’t get him to come in from the rain and someone needs to go scoop him up and put him in his trailer before he catches a cold XD