Are You Dominant or Submissive?

I kid you not, this is THE most accurate test I’ve ever taken. It 100% pegged my strong dominant tendencies. Give it a try...

1. You’re at a restaurant with six other people and there is some question as to who will order first. You... a) patiently wait until it’s your turn. b) order first, just for you. c) order for the whole table. d) peel the gag off your girlfriend and have her say, “The usual for my master.”

2. While getting a rectal exam, you... a) get really disgusted. b) wonder if you will ever be able to get aroused again. c) moan, as usual. d) back into the finger.

3. You are walking by a hardware store. Something in the window catches your eye... a) Some PVC piping. b) The chain on the snow tire. c) The clothespins on the laundry rack. d) The hooks holding the sign up.

4. In your Range Rover, you... a) never wear a seat belt. b) always wear a seat belt. c) pull the seat belt extra tight. d) wrap the seat belt around your ankles and wrists, too.

5. Going through your closet, looking for something to wear to a wedding, your color choices are... a) faded black. b) black. c) brand new black. d) black leather.

6. You are on a job interview. Your potential boss says he wants someone to run his life. You... a) hand him the personals from this week’s alternative paper. b) give him your mother’s phone number. c) have him put his feet flat on the floor with his hands spread on the table. d) peel down to your leather underwear and start scrubbing the floor.

7. If you had to pick a celebrity dom role model you are most like, it would be... a) Charlton Heston. b) Charles Bronson. c) Prince Charles. d) Charles Nelson Reilly.

8. While on a dinner date, your partner says “Feed me.” You... a) slip her a forkful of spaghetti. b) order “Death by Chocolate” and two spoons. c) slip her a forkful of champagne. d) fall to your knees between her legs and then say, “Oh, I thought you said ‘Eat me.’”

9. Your favorite scotch is... a) Chivas. b) Dewars. c) Pinch. d) Cutty.

10. If you had to pick a celebrity domme role model you are most like, it would be... a) June Cleaver. b) Cher. c) Madonna. d) Cruella DeVille.

11. You are deciding on a new hobby and are leaning toward... a) macramé. b) leathercraft. c) witchcraft. d) body piercing.

12. The metal detector at the airport goes off from... a) your pocket flashlight. b) your nipple clamp. c) your handcuffs. d) your chastity belt.

13. While you’re asleep, your apartment is broken into. You... a) insist on being tied up. b) help pick matching scarves for your gag. c) complain that you can reach the knot. d) boast that your handcuffs are better.

14. When you scan the personal ads in your local paper, the words that catch your eye are... a) long walks. b) long walks on the beach. c) long walks on the beach in heels. d) long walks on the beach in shackles.

15. You are at the race track and you... a) wonder how many jockeys it would take to serve you. b) can’t help but notice if you stacked two jockeys, their mouths would be in the nicest places. c) wonder if the harnesses come in a size 2. d) are impressed the gag bits match your Guccis.

16. Your date asks you to do “The Whip.” You... a) are disappointed that she is referring to the name of the dance. b) request more bare backs. c) wonder where the damn whip is? d) put in a request to dance “The Crop” next.

17. You have a $50 gift certificate to a pet store. You... a) wonder if $50 would cover the stud fee for a really large Great Dane. b) buy a gerbil. c) make a deposit on a steel cage large enough for your lover. d) buy a dog collar although you own a blue-tip Siamese.

18. You are going backpacking and can pack only one pair of shoes. You take... a) hiking boots. b) motorcycle boots. c) mules. d) stiletto heels.

19. You are named the chairperson of a major fundraising ball. The theme you choose is... a) Arabian Nights. b) Easy Rider. c) Betty Page: The Irwin Klaw Years. d) The Spanish Inquisition.

20. Your most generous term of affection is... a) Babe. b) Kissy-toes. c) Master. d) Panty-slut.

KEY:

If you scanned over up to five questions, then went on to something else, you have strong dom tendencies.

If you read more than five items, but did not keep track of your score, you have moderate dom tendencies.

If you read the whole quiz, answered some questions, and then skipped ahead to read this, you have moderate sub tendencies.

If you read and answered all questions, and did not look at this key until you had permission to do so, you have strong sub tendencies.