Killian Whump

David I love you but sometimes… sometimes you really make no sense at all.

“I’m not even going to listen to your suggestion to save my life, Hook, because it’s a pirate suggestion and it’ll take us off course when we should be focusing on saving Henry. Trying to save my own life would be selfish even though it would mean I’ll be alive to help save Henry. So instead I’ll just quietly die within a day or two and uh… hope no one notices, because if they do notice it’s probably gonna really gonna upset my wife and daughter and interfere with the whole focusing-on-Henry thing. That’s the noble thing to do, but you wouldn’t understand that.”

meanwhile Hook is internally screaming about absolute idiots getting themselves killed trying to be noble when they could just not do that

Killian “Don’t Do The Thing” Jones strikes again... XD

(sticker by @tennant-the-tigger)

You’ve seen Killian “Don’t Do the Thing” Jones.

Now get ready for…

Detective “Totally Gonna Do the Thing” Rogers.

Seriously. Imagine the two of them having a buddy cop show.

“Bloody hell, Rogers. Don’t do it, mate.” “Nah, I’m gonna do it. Somebody’s gotta do it.” “No. Listen to me. Nobody has to do this thing and nobody ever should.” “Hmm... No, I have to go with my gut. I’m gonna do it.” “It’s amazing you’re still alive.” “I’m a survivor!” *quietly bangs head on steering wheel*

(Don’t Do the Thing Sticker by @tennant-the-tigger and you can buy actual stickers of this sticker here because everyone needs this for living.)

Superstition: Seeing the bride before the wedding…

Look at him, the curse is coming and he’s like ‘I told you!’

Kudos to @winterbythesea Original post [x] 

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but you know really Killian’s yelling as the curse hits

“I KNEW it’s bad luck to see the bride before the wedding, I TOLD YOU SWAN, I TOLD YOU, WHY DOES NOBODY EVER LISTEN TO ME”

Don’t Do The Thing!

Based on this POST by @gusenitsaa 

Soo good! I couldn’t resist! I want to make this into a sticker! Can I?

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Killian don’t-do-the-thing Jones is my favorite. I think sometimes he just feels like a charming family babysitter trying to keep everyone alive when they are absolutely determined to get themselves killed.

Killian:  Do not cut yourself on the dreamshade

Liam: *cuts himself on the dreamshade*  

Killian:  *sigh* *sobs*

Killian:  Do not go into the dark jungle

David: *gets poisoned in the dark jungle*

Killian: *sigh*

Killian:  Do not go near the swirling vortex. 

Emma: *goes into the swirling vortex*  

Killian: *sigh*

Killian:  Do not mess up the timeline.

Emma: *messes up the timeline*  

Killian: *sigh*

Killian:  Stay away from the ice wall

Emma: *get’s stuck in the ice wall* 

Killian: *sigh*

Killian:  Do not become the bloody dark one.  

Emma: *becomes the bloody dark one*

Killian: *sigh*

Killian:  Do not turn ME into a bloody dark one.  

Emma: *turns him into a bloody dark one*

Killian: *sigh* *maniacal laughter*

Killian: Take a nap,  you’re going insane.

David:  WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO YOU? 

Killian: *sighs for-fricken-ever* 

Killian don’t-do-the-thing Jones, everyone.