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How do you feel about these Dark Hook screenshots?
WELL! They're from one of my least favorite Hook scenes ever... but they're still Hook, so they're 150% better than any other image!! :D
And, of course, EVERY image of Colin is superior to every image of anything that isn't Colin!! So double win!!
I'm not a fan of this scene, though. As much as I loved Colin getting to play a truly bad boy villain, I feel like Dark Hook should've been at least a little more conflicted over being so dang mean to Emma. I mean, resurrecting all the past Dark Ones by sending all of her family members to hell is one thing... but making fun of her for being an orphan and always ending up alone? Ouch! 🥺
Every time I watch an episode of The Right Stuff, I can’t help but feel like it is way too high quality of a show for my dumpster fire ass to be watching.
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Caravaggio living paintings by Ludovica Rambelli Theater
This never ceases to amaze me, no matter how many times I’ve seen it.
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The Ralph Saga, Day Four
Killian: You are SUCH a good octopus, Ralph! And you're learning so much!
Emma: Such as why we don't make pancakes in the nude.
Killian: I just thought it be more convenient once we got to the fun part!
Killian: But I'm sure Ralph didn't look, did you Ralph?
Emma: I hope you're that good with children.
Killian: Why do you say that?
Emma: ...no reason.
Emma: Is Finn okay? She seems kinda sluggish. And bumpy.
Killian: She says it's just something she ate.
Killian: By the way, Love, have you seen Smee? He said he was going to drop by to tell me something.
Emma: No, he hasn't been here.
Killian: Mustn't have been important, then.
*everyone leaves room*
...
Smee? SMEE!!! Oh no, aw man, they got him, they ate the flesh right off his bones, THEY GOT HIM, OH NOOOOOOOOOO T_T
Also, like, umm, I don’t want to alarm anyone in Storybrooke or anything, but, uhh... has anyone looked out their windows lately? Or, uh, AT their windows lately? Like, I mean, I don’t want to tell anyone how to live their lives, but the weather looks a little Lovecraftian out there...
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Someone on Earth has the most ass hair…
I know who it is… 👀
LISTEN.
That soft little lower back patch, right...? It’s dainty. Soft. Delightful.
I believe the backside hair is the same. I believe this in my heart of hearts and my deep, true soul. I feel like it’s poetic and soft and lovely, just perfectly sprinkled about the place, lovingly nestled in all the right spots.
I do not believe it is record-breaking in its follicular quantity, though I’m sure it may be record-breaking in its sheer... *makes vague motions with hands* delightfulness.
SEE, shit like this is why it sometimes takes me two years to read a story.
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I did it, motherfuckers
Daaaaaamn they’re good
Those seemed super accurate, so I did me...
*hides her nick-nacks, which these days are mostly gifts from my friends on here* I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT, QUIZ.
...the way he totally gives Dani his other hand to put in the handcuffs, because even in this moment of confusion and panic, his ridiculously subbie ass knows better than to inconvenience a Lady.
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If I’m upset and have diarrhea, does that make me...BUTT HURT?! XD
Or... Ex-ASS-perated?
Hey guys, what’s going on in this po-
Jeez, KW! This post isn’t any of your business!
Why don’t you take a hike, and BUTT out?!?!
EXCUSE ME, but I will look at any POSTerior I want to, and if you don’t want your butt puns to be seen, then you should CRACK open that plus sign menu and use a Read More.
Um, BUTT I’d click it, anyway, so it’s not like it would help :)
Oh, dear. I hope this doesn't put a CLEFT in your relationship.
Listen, your puns are BOOTYful, but you better stop being so CHEEKy! I deserve your respect!
I'm BUMmed that you think I don't respect. I Toiletly do.
I respect everybooty in this post.
Anonymous asked:
I mean, his hat seems to be the only thing he's taking with him to the river. There's not even a trail of clothes suggesting he took them off while he was walking, suggesting he stripped at the blanket and just walked into that river completely naked with his hat still on.
I think his hat blew off and he’s running in after it XD
But until we see it on the 22nd, it’s like Schroedinger’s River Scene. It is all of these things and so much more, Nonny! XD
…Also, it is simultaneously both Colin’s butt and NOT Colin’s butt.
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Please Reblog This If It’s Okay To:
- Send questions about yourself
- Ask questions to/about your characters
- Ask about your headcanons
- Send questions about your works (fanfics, art, music, RPs, etc)
- Ask about popular ships/headcanons
- Ask about plot ideas you’ve had but haven’t acted upon yet (snippets of AUs, a scenario you wish to write/draw but haven’t gotten to yet)
- Questions about other ships/headcanons that aren’t as popular or are rarepairs
- Questions or comments about favorite tropes, headcanons, characters, foods, weather, or anything else you are okay in answering!
Welcome: Any of the above!
Unwelcome: Pointless complaints about Colin or his work. I’m just deleting them, guys. This is a fan blog. Go be a non-fan somewhere else.
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Umm. What if you don’t have the “sensible” part?
Asking for a friend.
Is sensible another word for ridiculous and irrelevant?
Asking for a friend.
...I feel like our friends should be friends with each other.
Just, uh, mentioning that on my friend’s behalf.
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I’m not about to kinkshame a whole aquarium but
carry me into the sunset, my cephalopod prince
friends, you don’t understand. This ad campaign was goddamn HUGE. They bought out the entirety of multiple train stations in Boston with these. There are so many more, and they’re all this same beautiful combination of questionable/amazing.
This is the best thing in my life
theorizing-puppet
Great, now we gotta kinkshame the cephlapods
1) the cephalopods have done nothing, these adverts were made by humans, do not blame these innocent creatures for the things that make you uncomfortable.
2) Jellies are not cephalopods they’re medusozoas
3) …ngl i really really love cephalopods i think they’re fascinating and octopodes especially are SUPER THRILLING to me because they’re so fucking smart, and I would feel, frankly, honored to be embraced by an octopus.
…It’s just occurred to me that I am possibly part of the target demographic for this ad campaign.
I’mma just go ahead and tag @killian-whump right here.
Shari, do make what you’d like out of this!
Oh! What a beautiful and moving ad campaign!
I am, however, a little concerned about the New England Aquarium, seeing as they’ve clearly hired either a gigantic kraken or a centuries-old pirate to do their PR campaigns...
One quick way to get your Ask thrown out by me is to mention Hook beating women. Hook struck one (1) woman in the entirety of the show, and we here at Killian-Whump Enterprises are a helluva lot more concerned about the fact that he was going to straight up murder her fucking ass in that scene than the fact that he did her a solid by knocking her out before the stabbity-stabbing began. I mean, as violent murders go, that’s almost gentlemanly.
Come at me about him murdering people if you want to, but then we’re going to have to talk about everyone else’s murders too, because this show’s characters murder people like it’s the 1970s and murder is the new disco.
Naysayers: No one’s going to watch that. Nobody even knows what NatGeo is. I don’t know anyone who subscribes to it. No one cares.
Disney: Well, WE happen to own NatGeo, and this looks like quality content to us. We’re gonna promote the fuck out of it, with astronauts and panels and a motherfucking parade, because we’re Disney, and fuck you.