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Killian Whump

@killian-whump / killian-whump.tumblr.com

a blog mostly about Colin O'Donoghue and Whump
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Okay! Gimme an AU where Rogers introduces Sabine to Liam!

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WOOHOO!!!!! 😁😁😁

Liam knew whenever he was in town visiting his little brother that they would always meet in a quirky bar called Roni’s not far from the station. But since said brother had gone teetotal a good few years ago they’d changed their arrangement to a rather pompous looking coffee chop in the opposite direction… which was a shame considering Liam had a bit of an eye for the woman who owned Roni’s bar. (it didn’t stop him from popping in and saying ‘hello’ when he was in town.)

But this time he’d said he’d meet him somewhere else...

And this place was different. 

For one, it wasn’t really a place, but more of a vehicle. 

And two, said vehicle seemed to only sell a handful of items. 

But he waited regardless… only fifteen more minutes until he should arrive… so Liam decided to order the beignets and coffee on offer.

He was greeted by a vibrant and bubbly woman who had the most infectious smile he’d ever seen considering he found himself beaming at her right back.

“Hey there! What can I get you?” she asked, creating a laid back and welcoming atmosphere.

“I think I'll try the beignets and coffee, please.” Liam smiled back, pulling out his polite charm.

“Ooh, that accent tells me you’re not from around here.” she teased as she poured a steaming cup.

“Is it that obvious?” he joked in return, “i’m actually waiting for someone.” 

“Is this a good someone or a bad someone?” she asked, causing Liam to chuckle at her sense of humour.

“A good someone I assure you. My brother, actually… speaking of…” he trailed off as a familiar face arrived beside him.

“Liam.” Rogers sighed with happiness as they embraced, both clapping a weighty hand on each other’s back. 

Sabine smiled as she placed the coffee and paper bag on the counter, waiting for their reunion to finish.

“I never knew you had a brother.” she finally spoke, seeing two matching sets of eyes and smiles turn to her.

“Ah, Sabine, this is my older brother Liam… Liam, this is Sabine.” 

“Lovely to meet you.” 

“And you. Here’s your order and…” Sabine paused to grab a similar paper bag and cup to place it next to the other, “here’s the usual for my favourite detective.” she concluded with a smile and a wink in Rogers’ direction.

Liam watched his brother blush as he thanked the charming woman. He knew that twinkle in his eye and it finally made sense why he would want to meet here.

His little brother had a crush.

“I suppose we better get going, car’s parked just over there.” Rogers informed Liam with a face still glowing red. 

“It was wonderful to meet you, Sabine. I have a feeling I'll be seeing you quite often.” he saw his brother’s eyes go wide and Sabine looked at him curiously before he added, “for beignets. I hear they’re the best. Have a lovely day.” 

They said their goodbyes as the men headed towards the fancy looking Chevelle parked just opposite the food truck.

“So she’s rather nice.” Liam poked.

“Aye. Best beignets you’ll ever taste.” Rogers covered.

“I’m sure.” 

The rest of the ride was full of Liam making innuendoes and teasing… and no matter how much he protested, he knew his brother secretly enjoyed having his approval. 

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watching mekia cox play a badass cop on 'the rookie' makes me think about sabine being rogers' partner and them solving crimes and being in shootouts and rogers taking a bullet for her and then him waking up in the hospital with sabine worried and pissed and relieved and some unplanned confessions coming out from both sides... y'know?

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OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH SAME SAME SAME THO!!!

I swear i’m not just saying it, I was genuinely messaging someone about it on discord loool and i’m so damn happy I now have you to flail about it with too!!

And this has been sitting on my photoshop since last week- it’s absolutely shit and his head looks too weird trying to cover up poor nathan’s underneath, but I wanna share with you now because I love you so much and bless you for being a fellow HU buddy

Because YES. 

She decides to join the force and is kinda nervous but he’s assigned as her partner being a more experienced officer, and he’s kind and humble and her nervous humour makes him chuckle with fondness… but soon he finds she’s got a fierce determination and works fantastic under extremely high pressure situations and is totally bad ass and takes no crap from the others.

They become fast friends and she’s always teasing him and making him blush, bringing him bakery goods she’s made at home the night before.

AND THEN YES. SOMETHING HAPPENS TO ONE OF THEM AND THE 

P A N I C

ok im gonna shut up now because i’m waffling so much but i’m so excited and thank you thank you i’m so sorry i’m now being annoying 

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have i mentioned that i love you

I’ve been waiting for this, honestly... XD

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Ooh! How about 9 with Hooking Utensil?!

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“It hurts.” he grimaced, causing his bottom lip to pout ever so slightly.

Sabine chuckled as she applied the bag of ice to his palm.

“Well what did you expect? You kinda dunked your finger into the food equivalent of lava.” she lightly scolded. “I thought you were smarter, detective.”

“It looked good.” he defended, sulking. 

He knew hot caramel in a pot equalled extremely hot, but it was one of those moments where he wasn’t exactly thinking and just acted on autopilot. 

Sabine shook her head and smiled, leaning forward to place a chaste kiss upon his lips.

Rogers smiled automatically, the pink tinge to his cheeks strengthening.

“Still hurt?” she teased.

“Not anymore.” 

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THANK YOU FOR BURNING HIS FINGER SO I CAN POST THIS

(bless you) <--- seriously, someone stop me

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Organic Marmalade (s7 one-shot)

… in which Tilly eats a lot of marmalade and Killian finds out that he’s not the only one who likes the farmer’s market. A bit of Knight Rook, a bit of Rogers and Sabine, and some light angst inspired by this post.

(The timeline may not fit with the show’s timeline but let’s be real, nobody’s keeping track of time this season anyway.)

Killian didn’t really think it through, inviting Tilly to stay with him. He’s lived alone for as long as he can remember, though he thinks, sometimes, there might have been… people. Once. A long time ago.

Tilly is a force of chaos in his small apartment, but somehow, she fits right in. He never thought about making it feel more homey until she’s got her feet up on the coffee table and evicts two of the grey cushions from the couch.

She stills, very suddenly. Drops her feet back to the ground. Winces. “Sorry.”

“What?” He shakes his head, gesturing a little randomly. “No, no, by all means, it’s fine.”

And he sits down in the armchair, and puts his feet up on the table, and grins at her until she grins back and puts her feet back up. He notices holes in both of her stockings, and makes a mental note for his next shopping list.

The list grows steadily over the next couple of hours, as he realises that he’s woefully unprepared for any kind of company. He really ought to fix that.

Still, Tilly doesn’t seem to mind. “You have tea?” she asks, delighted, when he offers.

She’s even more delighted when he orders pizza for dinner. By the end of the week, she’s polished off the bread and the marmalade he had left, so it’s high time for a shopping trip.

Who knew one person could eat so much marmalade?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, stop looking at me like that, guys. There’s some latent Gothel angst hiding in here, okay? It’s not entirely off-topic. There’s angst! It’s in there! I swear!!!

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KJ Bang Train: Stop 2

Before the show even seemed to entertain the idea of Hooked Queen in season 7, there was another person that was introduced with having a fun, flirty relationship with our new captain. All it took was a few moments in episode 3 for my multi-shipping heart to get all a’flutter. 

That’s right, I’m talking about…

Second stop: Hooking Utensil

All aboard!!! CHOO CHOOOOOOOOOO <3

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Flagged (one-shot)

Idk guys this happened and this happened and then this ficlet happened. Hooking Utensil, ~1200 words of fluff and crack.

Rogers sends one last scowl at his phone before shoving it in his pocket, out of sight.

Flagged.

For two years now, he’s been posting pictures—tasteful ones, mind—on that hellsite, and now that his blog is finally gaining some traction, they change the rules. No more “adult content”.

Not that his photos are even adult content, surely. All right, it’s not entirely innocent; he’s well aware that there’s more than one use for handcuffs. Even if he hadn’t been before, he would be now, what with the messages he sometimes gets.

That’s not the point. The point is, technically, all he’s doing is posting photos of handcuffs, and himself wearing them, shot from clever angles to suggest rather than reveal.

And besides, the algorithm is awful. It’s flagged other photos, too. Sabine’s beignets, for one, which is just…

“Hello.”

He looks up, his scowl melting away at the sight of Sabine. His feet have carried him all the way to the food truck on autopilot, and she’s looking down at him, beautiful as always. “Uh,” he says, eloquent as always. “Hello.”

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AU where detective rogers shows up to work all antsy and glued to his phone and has to come up with some excuse when weaver snaps at him bc ‘my handcuff-kink blog that i started to supplement my shitty beat cop salary has been flagged 274 times and all my content is going to be deleted’ isn’t gonna fly at work. pls.

He’s been uploading tasteful uniform pics onto his art blog and has now been flagged.

His ship aesthetic blog is somehow being categorised as explicit and is facing the axe.

The only person he thinks he can talk to is Henry because he’s sent out his podcast ranting about his book’s artwork being mistaken for breasts and flagged as sensitive material.

roni finally fesses up when she hears the lads whisper-ranting at the end of the bar. she runs a mixology blog but she’s not above posting a good cleavage shot in the background of demonstrating good pouring technique, and now she’s being shadowbanned and she’s ready to fucking burn the site to the ground

At some point, Sabine bursts in: “THEY FLAGGED MY BEIGNETS.”

“You look upset, love, what is it?”

“Oh it’s nothing. It’s embarrassing, really.”

“Come on, tell me.”

“Well… don’t laugh, okay? But I’m on Tumblr, and there was this blog with like… handcuff stuff, and they’re changing the rules and it’s probably gonna get deleted now and just… why can’t I have one nice thing? You know?”

“… I think I might be able to help.”

OH SHIT, IT JUST GOT EPIC

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Asking Tiana About Weaver in episode 7x09 “One Little Tear”

Weaver’s apparently been running around town, shoving the Dark One Dagger in people’s hands and asking if they ‘feel’ anything. Tiana tells Rogers all about her own weird interaction with Weaver, and draws him a sketch of the dagger he asked her about.

Screencaps from genrecaps.net, brightened by me.

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I got a prompt from the lovely @kday426 after the discussion this morning about Rogers dating technique. Thank you!!

Henry & Jacinda’s meeting at the barcade continues and when Sabine joins them, Henry gets the chance to flip the tables on Rogers.

Just a bit of fluff. I hope it’s okay!

He couldn’t help the smile and shake of his head when Jacinda walked through the door. If he didn’t know any better, he’d say Henry had a point and the universe was sending the man a sign.

From the looks of it, Jacinda seemed just as happy to see him.

A nudge on his arm alerted him to Nick’s subtle gesture to the pool tables, clearly indicating they should give the lovebirds some space.

“Good luck, mate.” He managed to send Henry before following the lawyer across the bar.

He was on his second game with Nick and losing terribly yet again, but he wasn’t too bothered nor invested in the game. He kept glancing over at the couple sitting by the bar.

The way Henry’s face had lit up when Jacinda had walked in… he was rooting for those two.

He had an unexplainable desire to see them happy.

“Hey, I better call it a night.” Nick’s apologetic voice came from beside him.

Rogers shook his hand and wondered if he should follow suit when a curly head of hair approached Jacinda.

He followed Nick towards the group and stood silently as he said his goodbye’s, sneaking glances at Sabine as she explained they had an hour wait before their table would be available.

Nick made his exit and the woman in question finally noticed his presence; a big smile breaking out on her face.

“Rogers! Didn’t see you there.”

“Sabine.” He nodded politely, aware of his shyness making an appearance. “I was just playing pool.” he commented rather awkwardly, holding the cue in his hand up for emphasis.

ahhhhhhhhhh

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Rogers, Sabine and their beignets. 

Honestly, the way I obsess over this little interaction is crazy.

It’s so adorable.

The arm touch, his little uncertain smile that grows into a bigger smile, his attempt to continue-

Look. Homie wasn’t sure if she was being flirty or not. That look of ‘is she? she is?” and then he pops out an invitation… ‘i might have to drop by more often’ just to tread water, see if it’s welcome… and it’s accepted. ‘you might’ she’s all smiling and nodding. She’d be happy to see him more often.

Like… that could have ended with him just saying thank you after being handed the beignets. But it wasn’t.  Blushy McShypants put himself out there for Smiley Mcflirtface.

And i love it. I love these harmless little play offs.

They’re too fucking cute. 

Reblogging for spot-on assessment of flirting.

And for Blushy McShypants.

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RogersxSabine 2/3

“Poor Rogers. All these people telling him he wouldn’t understand, he wouldn’t believe them, that he has no idea what’s really going on…Homie just wants to do his job, save people, catch the bad guys and help out. And yet he’s frustrated as fuck cos no one will tell him shit. Completely clueless.”

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

This is my favorite part haha :D

Make sure to see Part 1 and Part 3 too. ALL THE PARTS ARE LOVELY <3

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