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Killian Whump

@killian-whump / killian-whump.tumblr.com

a blog mostly about Colin O'Donoghue and Whump
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hollyethecurious asked:

It's not a shower, but it IS wet Colin, so... I hope you accept it as payment for not cheating. Even though I totally would have

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THANK YOU!

I do accept wet Colin gifs as payment in lieu of shower gifs, especially when they also contain a goofy grin and a dual thumbs up! This is, truly, one of the finest gifs in existence.

So yes, I will certainly accept this reward for my good behavior!

And I know you would've, but thank you XD

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hollyethecurious asked:

You want drama? I'll give you drama. Based on this pic shared by an attendee at today's con, I think Colin has been practicing his wink, which means we can no longer take the piss out of him about it... How dare he!

https://twitter.com/HooksPatronus/status/1459540995834589187?t=Cwnuz0srv3QxhFvAQTIsFA&s=19

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NAY, I say! NAY!!!

He's merely pulling a face in that photo op, NOT truly winking!!!

For one thing, closing one eye (and only one) is easier with your mouth open. I'm not sure why that is, but it seems true to me, so I'm going to act like it's a scientific fact, and there's nothing you can do about it, because I already typed it into the post, and you can't change what I'm posting here, so it's true now.

Anyway, try it yourself ~ it feels easier, doesn't it?

But most importantly, that is a POSE, while a wink is a GESTURE. He has a minute to put his face in the proper position, then just needs to hold it for the photo. With a gesture, you have to be able to execute the proper movements from start to finish. THIS PHOTO DOES NOT PROVE HE IS CAPABLE OF PROPERLY DOING THIS!!!

No, but seriously, I just like teasing him. I think he winks just fine. It's cute when his other eye closes, too... and it doesn't always happen, anyway. Look at this nice wink:

I mean, yeah, the other eye thinks about closing, but it doesn't. But also notice how his mouth moves there... See, I think I'm onto something here about the mouth's role in the winking phenomenon... I might be a genius or a scientist or maybe both.

Anyway, bottom line, I can't believe you would come into MY askbox and insinuate that I can't tease Colin about something, because I live to tease that man. It's how I show my love 😭

So, in other words, A+ Drama, thank you, would Drama again!

#winking#drama#kw askbox#hollyethecurious
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hollyethecurious asked:

Me: Oh, yeah! My friend Shari is posting things on Tumblr

*visits her blog*

Me:

...okay then...

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See, this is why you're one of my favorite people, because I feel like most folks would have this reaction every day. But you... You, it takes bioluminescent penis talk to bring it on and I love that about you.

#lol#hollyethecurious
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hollyethecurious asked:

You want hard? Ugly Colin. I bet there isn't a Colin for that one 😁

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...UNFAIR. That’s a FOUL on the 40-yard line.

It says right here in the OFFICIAL Colin Rules that you cannot ask for Colins that are impossible. Ugly Colin is not possible. We know because they allegedly tried for it in Once Upon a Time with Old Hook and that was literally the best they could do after, like, hours of effort, and we’d all still bang that fat old bastard in a heartbeat.

However, I do aim to please all of my customers, so could I interest you in an Unpleasant for KW to Look at Because Something in His Face Reminds Her of Her High School Boyfriend and That Brings Up Super Uncomfortable Questions About Her Tastes in Men and How Much That One Guy May Have Influenced Them Colin?

Seriously. It’s weird and it kinda squicks me out.

Also, there’s this Enemies Era Colin whose smirk I don’t like:

Neither of them are ugly, though. That kind of Colin doesn’t exist. Don’t tell HIM that, though, or else we’ll miss out on his adorable attempts at it:

#colins#hollyethecurious#has broken the rules!!!#kw ask box
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hollyethecurious asked:

Love all the Colins! Might I request... Whumped Colin?

*disclaimer that I would never wish harm on real life Colin, but we know he can be accident prone, so...*

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All of the Colins appreciate your love and love you back!!

Now... Whumped Colin would maybe be a weird one to fill, considering you specified Colin and not, say, Colin-as-Killian.

BUT NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because this man does it all!:

JKSDHFAKLSHKALFHSJKDAFHHSAJDF RIDICULOUS.

#colins#hollyethecurious#kw ask box
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hollyethecurious asked:

✨💕 HEY YOU! YES YOU! You've been the most special person to me and you deserve all the love and care for the world! Send this to 7 special people who deserve this message! Have a beautiful day! 💕✨

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Thank you, dear!!! And thanks to everyone else who has sent me one of these! As a general rule, I don’t partake in these kinds of things (mostly for fear that I will hurt someone’s feelings by forgetting to send them one), but I love all of you SO very much and you’re all so very, very special to me <3

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hollyethecurious asked:

I know this birthday greeting will pale in comparison to the one you received over on Twitter, but allow me to wish you a very happy birthday anyway. You deserve all the O'Donoblessings, my dear 😘

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Tee hee hee!!! Few things in life can compare with O’Donowishes, it’s true!!! 😂 But wishes from my besties are always loved, as well!!! 💗 Thank you, my dear!!! 💗

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hollyethecurious asked:

💖✨ Send this to the 12 nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get 5 back you must be pretty awesome ✨💖

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Thank you!!! I love you!!! Please enjoy this whumped Killian I made out of a spare Killian I found in my dungeon!!! 💗

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