Also:

How did pretty much the entire crew know about the Pegasus sail, but not the literal second in command?

Because it went like this obviously…

Liam: I’ve got this awesome new sail, guys. It’s going to make the ship fly and we’re going to a new realm, but here’s the catch, no one can tell Lieutenant Jones! It has to remain a total secret.

Crew member: But… why? Wouldn’t it make sense to let him know given that he does the navigation? Was that a request from the King?

Liam: Nope, I just want to see his face when we unroll that thing and take off into the sky. No one can tell him, okay? Seriously, his face is going to be so worth it.

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#headcanon accepted #ouat humor #3x05 #jones brothers #not whxmp

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My Top Killian Jones Head Canons

1) He is very bad at writing persuasive essays

Ex: When Charming told him climbing the beanstalk was a dumb idea. Instead of stating reasons why it was a good idea and acknowledging the counterargument, Hook goes into a long rant about how him and Emma changed each other and made each other better. That’s cute and all, but it doesn’t make it less of a dumb idea. Honestly, Charming probably only climbed it to shut him up.

2) Killian makes Emma magically save all wounded animals

Ex: When Wish Hook is dying Killian immediately gets Emma to come save him. Emma looked surprised because she now had two husbands but it felt like they had had this conversation before. It probably went something like this…

*Killian finds dying squirrel*

K: EMMA SAVE HIM

E: Killian I can’t save every squirrel

K: PRETEND ITS ME AND SAVE HIM. YOU CAN DO IT, I BELIEVE IN YOU!

E: This is the 93rd squirrel I’ve saved this year, I think it’s time we believe in natural selection. If the world is taken over by squirrels, deer, bunnies, cats, dogs, and that one bear, it’s your fault.

K: 100% worth it, don’t you want our kids to play with animals like your mum

E: No, I’d like our kid not to have rabies

This post really went off on a tangent I am so sorry lol. Does anyone else have any head canons?

#these are brilliant #headcanon accepted #killian jones #captain charming #captain swan #ouat humor #not whxmp

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fezfanatic replied to your post: I just wanna see Rogers enter Roni’s bar in slow…

Can you imagine (it never would but like you said… its funny) when its closing time, Rogers offers to help clean up and a song comes on, a classic. They do some of the moves and jokingly go to do the catch… “I’ve had the time of my life” continues to play and Rogers says he can do it, Roni runs and jumps and she just falls on him. they fall to the floor laughing, “I thought you said you could do it?” She laughs, climbing off him. He chuckles back, “I meant the jump.”

Hahaha!! That’s adorable!!!

Nerds, the pair of them!

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GIVE ME THIS OR DEATH

#hooked queen #gimme this #seriously #responses #fezfanatic #thesschesthair #headcanon accepted #i don't even care what canon does #this is my new reality

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@lillpon replied to your photoset: Shanghaied in episode 6x14…

The “I’m being jostled” pose looks a hell of a lot like he’s dancing a Greek traditional dance called Zeibekiko.

I actually laughed and said “Dance some Zeibekiko!” out loud.

Hahahaha, Isn’t that guy the best?? And that’s a brilliant name for a dance…

~~This is completely stupid and I have no idea why I did it.~~

In all seriousness, Zeibekiko is one of the most popular Greek dances and when people are very into the dance and the whole high of it all, sometimes they shout stupid stuff like that. There’s a whole history and feeling behind it, actually, though most people don’t know it and tend to stick to only moving their body to the rhythm. For reference, this is what Zeibekiko looks like:

#IT'S PERFECT #haha #headcanon accepted #ouat humor #not whxmp