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Killian Whump

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a blog mostly about Colin O'Donoghue and Whump
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Being Petted by Mother Gothel in episode 7x19 “Flower Child”

Bonus points for Tilly’s wtf face as her witchy mom pets her tied up pop’s head whilst saying that even when humans are “beautiful” they’re poison. That’s, like, not dysfunctional at all. No sirree.

I think this was my favourite bit of the Rogers whump from last night.

Yes, I enjoyed the manhandling but it’s that petting that really gets my whumper side excited.

Tilly’s so freaked out by it and Rogers hates it, but he doesn’t even remember their full history, so just imagine how furious Hook would be!

Hook’s also a guy who’s pretty okay with casual touches, so to see him flinch away is VERY nice.

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killian-whump

YES. This was my favorite moment in last night’s episode, too.

She’s just so domineering. And he’s so… unf, that flinch DOES things to me.

I want so much more of this dynamic right here. SO much more.

Agreed, I need more Captain Gothel fics in my life!

I also need more of your Rogers fic @killian-whump and I do mean need, it’s not a want it’s a NEED.

I wish Gothel had petted him for longer, that would have been amazing. During that entire thing where she’s chatting with Tilly, she could have just been stood there petting him and he’d be pulling away and flinching every single time…

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killian-whump

YES. I would’ve loved that.

And I love how everything we learned about her yesterday totally fits my head-canons and the whole idea of her basically just… keeping him as a pet. Even just the way she says “even when they’re beautiful…” as she’s petting him. And just the way she PETS him in the first place, haha.

Ugh. I just… I will never NOT love the idea of her forcing him to be her unwilling pet human, to play with and enjoy as she sees fit.

IT’S BASICALLY CANON AT THIS POINT.

Absolutely, it’s pretty much canon and it’s DELICIOUS.

I love the petting and I love him being her little unwilling human pet. I’m convinced that if she cast the curse then she’d be living in some high rise in Hyperion Heights and he’d been living with her, just forced to crawl about and do her bidding.

Like he wouldn’t even go outside or interact with anyone but her, he’d just be forced to watch the outside world from one of the windows of the high rise.

Then someone would discover he was there and try to rescue him and they’d be so confused because he’d desperately want to leave and be free but he’d also be terrified of being without her…

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killian-whump

Ummm... wtf? SOMEONE WRITE THAT, like, yesterday?!?! I need it.

#omg#prompts#responses#sherlockianwhovian#captain gothel#seriously#gimme this
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So like, one night, Hook wakes up in his hammock up in the tower and Alice is talking to someone and laughing and as he listens, his blood chills a little. 

He gets up and goes over to find her awake, no one else there, the window open. And he asks her who she was talking to and she says, eyes bright and happy, “The boy, papa, the boy who comes flying up to the window. He usually only comes when you’re not here. He says he can teach me to fly too.”

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killian-whump

OH SHIT, THIS IS FANTASTIC.

#and terrible#i love it#captain pan#prompts#sorta#gimme this
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thesschesthair
Anonymous asked:

A thought: 'What Still Remains' is a apocalyptic film, so I'm hoping there a scene of Colin taking a bath in a river or taking an outdoor shower.

thesschesthair answered:

Why must you give me these images before bed??

Why??

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killian-whump

That should be the whole film. Just a film appreciating what still remains in the world after a zombie apocalypse... Colin O’Donoghue (who even zombies would find too beautiful and precious to touch)... and nature. Colin IN nature. Colin, au naturel, in nature. Yes?

#responses#thesschesthair#anonymous#i can dig it#gimme this#what still remains#colin humor
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thesschesthair

fezfanatic replied to your post: I just wanna see Rogers enter Roni’s bar in slow…

Can you imagine (it never would but like you said… its funny) when its closing time, Rogers offers to help clean up and a song comes on, a classic. They do some of the moves and jokingly go to do the catch… “I’ve had the time of my life” continues to play and Rogers says he can do it, Roni runs and jumps and she just falls on him. they fall to the floor laughing, “I thought you said you could do it?” She laughs, climbing off him. He chuckles back, “I meant the jump.”

Hahaha!! That’s adorable!!! 

Nerds, the pair of them!

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killian-whump

GIVE ME THIS OR DEATH

#hooked queen#gimme this#seriously#responses#fezfanatic#thesschesthair#headcanon accepted#i don't even care what canon does#this is my new reality
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justsomewhump
Anonymous asked:

So what /do/ you love in whumped Killian(s)? ~ Secret Krampus

justsomewhump answered:

Sorry for taking that long to answer! I didn’t at first, because I wanted to think on it, and it turns out I’ve got so much to think on it I’m losing control XD So:

Deckhand Killian would be the ultimate woobie. He would beg from early on and crawl adorably into fetal position, terrified with his eyes glistening until someone comes to save him… and it’s then that you’d see some self-loathing nature come out, as he would try to move away from their touch and sight, thinking that he became enough of a bother without them having to look at his bloody face.

Lieutenant Killian would stand firm. He would cry, though less easily than Deckhand Killian, and he would despair more easily than the others, especially if the bad guys brought in Liam and threatened/tortured him as well. I would love to see him, you know, struggle between the whole “must be good” thinking Killian used to have back then and his want to sass his tormentors and even make them pay for hurting him. And of course, him breaking down - I’d never say no to that.

Original Killian has a lot of things to choose from; his immediate response being to sass his whumpers and try to escape by any means possible, making his escape his top priority so that he won’t go mad - makes one wonder what he went through as a child, not being able to escape from the ship while in the middle of the ocean. Anyway, I digress :P The way he’ll desperately try to hide his pain, even when it’s in excruciating levels, dude, that hanging-from-chains-in-Hades’-lair-and-still-not-screaming will never not give me great whump feels.

For me, Wish!Hook has pretty much everything Original Killian does; but I do want Alice to get in some trouble if only for us to see his reaction. As I said, I believe he’d be more panicked over her than Original Killian would be over Emma, so I’d love to see him like that. There’s also the whole poisoned heart angst (and whump! If Alice goes for a hug again) where he was in so much pain he was literally screaming his lungs out, in front of his daughter (whom I’m sure he didn’t want to upset) and then spent a few hours being so weak he couldn’t even sit up straight. *heart eyes* It’s just so beautiful!

There’s also a small part of me that wants to see Dark Hook whumped… for one and only reason; he cannot die. So you can somehow take away his ability to self-heal and just make his life a living hell. Or allow him to heal from his incredibly many and painful wounds every day and then just go back the next day and do the same thing. Prometheus ain’t got nothing on him :D

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killian-whump

This is all so good and I love all of it and this is a great post and you should be so proud of it.

#responses#justsomewhump#YES PLEASE#all of this#gimme this
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Anonymous asked:

Complaining nonny again, the one saddened by the lack of real spanking fics. YES TO EVERYTHING YOU SAID. I would LIVE for a fic where he just got his ass tanned. The fics that are out there, the few there are, bless them, are wonderful. But they're all juuuust enough to get him in the mood. I need one (lies, dozens) where he's feeling it for dayyyyys. AND BELTS YES.

YES, YES, YES.

And I want one where it’s an actual punishment... like he knowingly endangers himself yet again and Emma takes him over her knee to make him think twice before he ever does THAT shit again... and for the next week he’s like, “Um, no, I’ll stand if that’s alright” whenever possible...

*pterodactyl screeches and flies into the sun*

#kw ask box#anonymous#spanking#YES#gimme this
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laschatzi

Wait… is that a BRACELET he’s wearing?? Is it??

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hookaroo

I haven’t had time to rewatch all of Roger’s scenes to see if there are any better shots of this but… WHAT IF it’s a Medic Alert bracelet????  What if his poisoned heart translates into a “heart condition” in HH????  @killian-whump  @justsomewhump

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killian-whump

...Okay, I’m hearing what you’re saying... I’m listening closely... Yes, you have my full attention... and I’m liking it, oh yes...

#responses#hookaroo#yes please#gimme this
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bleebug

Y’ALL SO LIKE IF ALICE DID HAVE MAGIC LIKE YOU’RE SPECULATING

MAYBE SHE DIDN’T ESCAPE THE TOWER THROUGH THE WINDOW

MAYBE SHE WENT THROUGH THE MIRROR

INTO

WONDERLAND.

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queen-mabs-revenge
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OH. OH OH OH. OHHHHHHHHHHHHYES.

Shit omfgafakfja;dfkj I AM SHOOK RN.

Magic is EMOTION. You have to feel it. Feel your anger, feel who you want to protect…

WHY NOT BOTH????

ANGRY AT HER PAPA BEING CURSED AND IN PAIN. WANTING TO PROTECT HIM FROM WHOEVER IS CAUSING HIM HARM. AND SUDDENLY THE MIRROR STARTS SPARKING AND SWIRLING AND…

FWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP

ILU. OMG DO WANT.

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hollyethecurious
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OMG. And the power of creating that first portal or that first spark of intense magic destroyed the tower…

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spartanguard

^^^^ EXACTLY

but imagine the first time it happens? When she’s a toddler? she’s upset over something silly (like toddlers get upset about) and just all of a sudden there’s a portal in the middle of the kitchen. Killian grabs her right away, because of course he’s seen his fair share of those, but she’s just like OOH LIGHTS PRETTY and laughs. And it goes away as soon as she’s calmed down. And Killian’s only thought is something along the lines of “bloody fuck, she has magic.”

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killian-whump

...I still want the magic-filled toddler who throws a tantrum and accidentally throws daddy into a wall. It would work especially well in this case, because with the baby’s bio-mom out of the picture, the baby’s mom could be Killian’s REAL true love... Floor.

#yes#gimme this#knightrook#captain floor#responses
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So... This is what I want in S7.

I want a Fatal Attraction-esque Captain Gothel, where she just stalks his ass relentlessly and refuses to take “no” for an answer. Of course, in the Enchanted Forest, he knows exactly who she is and what she’s done to him and to Alice... and he knows the danger she poses and has Henry and Regina to help him evade her... but cursed Rogers has no idea, which is why Rumple tried to stop him from finding Eloise and Regina threw out the cake, because both of them KNOW how dangerous she is to him, but he’s 100% clueless about it and just thinks she’s a sweet girl who brings him cake and wants to spend time with him... and he just keeps getting himself in dangerous situations, falling for all of Gothel’s tricks and traps, that Weaver and Roni then have to save him from, like Regina with the cake or Weaver with the page, and he just keeps getting mad at them for being weird and mistreating Eloise and he’s just a complete and utter adorable idiot. Or maybe it’s even part of the curse that he feels “drawn” to Eloise and feels this “connection” to her because Gothel got Drizella to add that into the curse for her so she can finally get him for herself.

And I want a sweet True Love Hooked Queen, where they become closer and better friends through the flashbacks we see from the Enchanted Forest and they even start becoming something more, but neither of them ever confront it and it’s all “will they or won’t they” right up to the curse coming... so now Regina’s struggling in Seattle, because she’s awake and remembers their close friendship and the growing feelings she had for him, but she assumes he didn’t feel the same way (because SB Hook was so OBVIOUS with Emma, she assumes this Hook wouldn’t have been coy about it) - and now he’s cursed, so he barely feels anything for her, and whatever Drizella’s got hanging over Regina’s head if the curse breaks includes him, too... and all of that kills her a little inside. So she’s trying to help and guide Rogers as much as she can (like advising him to seek out Tilly), and now Gothel’s back in the picture, baking him cakes and visiting him at the station and the idiot’s just going right along with all of “Eloise”’s schemes and Regina has to keep a constant eye on him and keep him out of trouble, so much so that he starts thinking SHE is stalking him, because she always seems to be around whenever things go south, and he doesn’t believe her when she insists it’s Eloise instead...

Someone give me these things.

#just random thoughts#gimme this#hooked queen#captain gothel
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queen-mabs-revenge

Yeah, I smell whump in the air…

Rogers is not long for the unblemished face world…

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thesschesthair

Found down a dirty alley, orgasmic pain face, clutching his ribs and bleeding from invisible places all over his face.

Taken back to his scarce apartment where he’s *coughShirtlessCough* patched up by his new BFF.

“You looked like you needed help, and after what you did for Jacinda and me, it’s the least I can do… now quit whining. This is gonna sting.”

Gives it the tough guy talk “they were cowards. And they clearly know i’m onto something regarding my missing person’s case”

Getting a stern talking to by Sabine. 

Plotting his revenge justice plan to hunt them down and find his daughter the girl.

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killian-whump

BITCH THAT COLLECTION OF SENTENCES IS BETTER THAN THE ENTIRE SEASON SO FAR AND MOST OF LAST SEASON.

#responses#thesschesthair#gimme this#i am so thirsty#someone help me#this show is killing me#i'm losing my will to live
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