Okay, I have a Very Important Question for you all regarding Enchanted.
I need help deciding what socks to wear.
I have decided that seeing Colin requires fun socks, and I can’t decide which ones.
These are my options:
- sailboats (I actually wore these with him at BurCon)
- anchors
- ropes tied in knots (these were all part of a nautical themed set)
- colorful T-Rex skeletons
- cows being abducted by a spaceship
- a weird mix of tacos, avocados, and alien heads
Cows abducted by a spaceship. And show them to him if you get the chance. Top quality fun socks there. A+. Would enjoy.
Cows are the clear winner here.
But how, exactly, do I show them off? Just go up to him and say, “Hi, I’m Jamie, I’m wearing socks with cows being abducted by UFOs and I took classes on how to crew a tall ship.”
Totally natural conversation starter. :D
…yes? That sounds just about exactly how one should introduce themselves to Colin O’Donoghue.
Pull up the edges of your trousers when you walk to him for your photo OP and walk emphatically. Make him look at your socks. Make him want to look at your socks. After he does, take a picture of them and tweet “Colin saw these” and tag him.
I mean, he said himself he does like a good pair of socks.
Okay, now I’m picturing her walking up to him like Urkel…
…like some ancient sock-mating ritual going down…
…
I HATE YOU ALL…
…
Seriously, though, I’m surprised no one has suggested I do the forbidden.
Not one of you has suggested that I wear SANDALS with my socks.
It’s a fashion faux pas that could potentially draw Colin’s attention without me actually doing anything.
Just sayin’.
...why would you subject Colin to that?!?!
What kind of monster ARE you?!?!?!