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Careful. If you turn us into raccoons, driving that truck will be a challenge.
—Hook, Once Upon a Time, “Murder Most Foul”
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Where did Captain Hook buy his hook at?
The second hand store.
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why is peter pan always flying?
deppsydoodle
he neverlands
est-offensa-et-mirari
I love this joke because it never grows old
choc-o-late
It has a nice hook.
dealin-with-a-reaper
It ticks to its own rhythm
ice-is-also-great
I don’t get it. I’m lost, boys.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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It’s a Sheen scrot.
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When people aren’t picking up on your wit and sarcasm…
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Happy birthday friend!!!!!!!! I would said something earlier but uh... I was asleep :p
Thank you! 😊
I would’ve said so sooner, too, but I was sleeping with her.
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ouat-es
“where is she? I can’t see her”
Stoppit.
Seriously. I couldn’t love him more. I do that literally every time someone I know wears camouflage. I’m pretty sure it NEVER GETS OLD.
Like, he just... makes me so happy that he exists.
Anonymous asked:
Do you think Killian's favorite candy would be Jolly Ranchers? Eh? Cuz... Jolly Rodger? I'll.. leave now... ;~;
No, no... come back...
...I love puns
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Mr. @colinodonoghue1 just called to say… a new episode of Once Upon A Time is #NowOnNetflixUK (x)
This is one of my favorite things ever <3
A Failed Joke in The Rite (2011)
“I take it there’s no cable,” Michael Kovak says jovially to the priest who showed him to his room at the monastery. The joke isn’t a success. No, friends, it isn’t a success at all. It is a wild and complete failure.
Apparently Colin's hologram mentioned a new savior...I know it's highly unlikely, but I have this strange headcanon that it could be him. Or I just highly wish it was.
Yeah, Hologram!Colin introduces the first official trailer for S7, which mentions the new curse “awakening” and a new savior rising… I think it’s probably talking about Henry, maybe? I mean, they show him answering the door for Lucy from the S6 finale right after that line about a new savior, so I suspect they mean him or Lucy herself…
But I’m with you. I want it to be Hook or Rogers or… whoever he is XD
You should definitely check out the video of the hologram and the trailer. I mean, there’s not much to the trailer, it’s mostly clips from S6 finale and other old episodes, but the hologram is a hoot, lol XD So many bad jokes and puns!
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Anonymous asked:
Poor Pinocchio! He had a hard childhood.
Why don’t Anons drop terrible puns in MY box???
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Whump Trope:
Electrocution. It’s shocking how much I love this one.
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Anonymous asked:
Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side? Don't worry - he's alright now!
Anon, believe it or not, it took me a day.
A whole. Freaking. Day.
Aaaaargh this is so frustrating!!
OMG… a bad whump joke.
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I heard it was ‘International Talk Like A Pirate Day’ today
Ever-so-elusive “whumping him with bad jokes” content.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT MY BLOG NEEDED.