Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Are you seriously asking me why those assholes were on the list, Nonny? What kind of bizarro world did you come from?! XD

I mean, look... Literally, Nonny... LOOK AT THIS SHITHEAD:

That’s a motherfucking asshole if I’ve ever seen one, and now I probably even have to put a trigger warning on this post, because look at that bastard.

Okay, now how about THIS jerkwad and his fucking annoying face:

Moe Fucking French, Mr. Moe “I love making decisions for other people, especially when I get to erase my daughter’s memory and entire identity because I don’t like her choice in boyfriends” French right here.

AND JUST LOOK AT HIS FUCKING HEAD. I mean, that entire HEAD is just annoying, just look at the fucking thing. There is no part of this man that doesn’t annoy the ever-loving shit out of me in a deep, primal way.

But let’s not forget THIS dickface right here:

Don’t let his lack of color fool you, Nonny, because he has a complete lack of moral fiber to go along with it. This asshole played favorites with his sons for their entire lives, favoring one and shunning the other, causing the shunned one to go to extreme lengths to try to gain his impossible-to-get approval.

Oh, and he GAVE that approval, for all of one hot minute, when he thought his crappy son had raised his favorite son from the dead... but then rescinded that approval once he realized, you know, his zombie-ass son was a fucking zombie and not, like, Mr. Universe 1875. He then started berating his only living son (well, actually living son - you know what I mean) so harshly and horridly that the zombie with, like, zero awareness of his surroundings whatsoever decided he’d better fucking kill the asshole, because that asshole needed killing.

Assholes, Nonny. They’re on the list because they’re assholes.

Or, you know, just ‘cos I hate them. YMMV ;)