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THAT WAS THE BEST SONG CHOICE FOR THIS VID
I thought I dreamt this video
Things that feel like an opening act for KK Slider
-My roommate upon seeing this video
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tiny woop
[ID: doodle of a tiny wooper sticking its head out of some grass. the wooper is so tiny.]
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Killian in New York
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These are the same picture. I swear.
Bonus:
Hide him in your posts.
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Anonymous asked:
what is it about Killian Jones' chest hair that you find it so attractive? bonus points if you include gifs/images for reference lol (i tried to think of a big question, honestly, but this is what you get instead hahaha)
I’ve done this so many times 😂😂😂 but I guess once more can’t hurt, ey?
It’s just so inviting.
It’s right there, in your face, on display and ready to say hello.
It’s confident and friendly and braces all weather types!
It’s dark, inviting, looks whispy and soft,
it’s not overbearingly thick- the hair is thin but the quantity gives it volume,
it’s spread evenly and subtly and doesn’t creep up to the neck,
ends neatly along the collarbone which is very very pretty- gives the neck it’s space to show itself off without any interruptions.
it’s not covering up too much so that his skin still peeks through as an additional layer of yum.
The perfect density to tickle like a feather.
It’s that kind of patch you look at and just know it’s going to feel beautiful.
Soft warm skin with intervals of ticklish silky strands you could spend hours just caressing back and forth, using your fingertips to stroke it in all different directions 😂
And it looks like it’s going to smell GORGEOUS. Soapy, salty, warm and full of those musky man scents that are nice and comforting.
DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT- YOU ASKED...
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Whumpy/Kinky “Fuck, Marry Kill” variant
Inspired by this post by @killian-whump and @hollyethecurious, and the fact that I often have the problem of ”but I don’t want to use one of those actions at all“, 3x3 options.
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Remember back when we had to resort to fanfic to get Killian in a t-shirt? All those fics of Emma drooling over the arm porn. Little did we know that one day The Right Stuff would fulfill our wildest dreams. Memories . . .
Ahhhh yes! Very fond memories...because we knew what was hiding under all that leather...
and now Disney is just...OUT HERE
LEAVING NOTHING TO THE IMAGINATION
NOTHING
(who knew DISNEY would be the ones to finally give us a good shot of that ever-elusive navel?)
But let’s be real: This just means our thirst fics are going to be all the more accurate 😉
This answer was more than I could have hoped for 🤤
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Anonymous asked:
A pirate, a detective, an astronaut & an outlaw walk into a ... body water 💦
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS??
I JUMP IN TOO AND YOU GET THIS!!!!
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Dude. I wanna send you a really creative and fun ask... but really after being on your blog my mind is Colin mush. So my question is Colin mush. Interpret.
Colin mush!!
My lovely Jillykins, we shall now shamelessly turn Colin into offensively silly food names for mushy reasons.
cringing cinnamon cracker
The cutest caramel cake
pouty peanut
bunny marshmallow
happy little mini cookie bite
smokey smoldery fudge sauce
cheekiest chewy taffy
Cocky apple crumble
Happiest cream doughnut
Serious steamy cup of coffee
Fun piratey cupcake
THE PUREST BAG OF JELLY BEANS
tbh i just wanted to find this again for bunny marshmallow 😂
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If you see only ONE thing today, maybe it was this moose, maybe not. I don’t know your life.
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No one:
Not a soul:
OUAT Writers: Tie up Captain Hook