block the wind i'm gonna roast this bone

kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

why do you guys only like my bad posts

hi prev i read all my tags anyway my wife watches house and she says you’re right

but i’m a cweep.. i’m a weiwdo.. what the heww am i doowing hewe. i don’t bewong hewe 

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

I made this, please feel free to use

I made this post a couple months ago, and I completely forgot that I made it

today has been one of the worst days of my entire life, and this post somehow made its way back to me, like a mental-health chef boyardee can.

it actually helped me a lot

have some more

How to Finish

I drew this poster for Jon Acuff and his FINISH book tour. Big thanks to Jon for this collaboration, his book has some great ideas about how to complete creative and life goals.

it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.

Robert Wun, Autumn/Winter 2024

Wizard Ritual to Appease The Bone Snake

If you have not supplicate yourself to The Bone Snake today, do so now

If you do not bow to The Bone Snake now, The Bone Snake will force to you to be bowed forever

I’m just saying, if you’ve got Gandalf Big Naturals, The Bone Snake is already trying to kill you. So watch yourself

old man yaoi could get you any time. watch out

ben affleck casually bringing up an affair between succession's kendall and stewy who have known each other since childhood and were bonded like brothers from the beginning even though they rose into their industry as individuals and always have each others' backs as adults because they understand each other better than anyone. i said oh i'm sure

The little alien in Al's body fighting to escape + I spilt me beer on the radio (it looks like a little island) [X]

some highlights from hugh grant answering the proust questionnaire in vanity fair.

i feel obligated to make ONE jedtavius post every year so